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I know I have 6-pack abs in there!


Brenda Starrr

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Have you ever just looked at your body (after fooling everyone into thinking you're well-built) and said "Okay, time to actually work out"? I just got a good glimpse of my abs, and that's what I've decided to do. I have NO ass to speak of, so that's not an issue. (If anyone wants to pass on some ass meat, I would love to take it)

Now, it's just motivation. If you work out, what motivates you to actually get up and do it?

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LMAO! I was skinny before I had my kids. I'm not overweight, according to my doc. I just want to tighten certain things up. I did work out this morning, which felt so good. Let's see if I can do it again tomorrow!

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My ass has gotten a tad more meaty since the holidays. I'm currently working on that, but y'all are more than welcome to it!

Yes, I am aware how bad that sounds.

And, Brenda: it's no wonder you're assless, with all that 'LMAO' you do!

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it's no wonder you're assless, with all that 'LMAO' you do!

LMAoops, I'm doing it again.

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You should be LYAO(n).

(edited because I'm an idiot.)

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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :woot: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :woot:

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Nothing motivates me. I think my motivator is broken. :(

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Nothing motivates me.  I think my motivator is broken. :(

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Wow, just like the little droid from the original starwars. (yeah I know, that was really lame).

My doctor says I have to exercise or else go on cholesterol drugs. ewww. I can get motivated but can't seem to keep it going long.....grrr

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Hehe, good one, Onyx. Maybe I need R2's motivator.

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i used to have 6 pack abs and the whole deal. but thinking back then i was only 8 1/2 stone (120 lbs) at 5'11" and didnt eat when i smoked weed (between me and a friend we used to run the town dry often)

i quit weed and drink, and started eating again. healthier yes, legal too (important at the time i wanted to go to sandhurst), but i've been single since.

also i have a lot more muscle mass on my upper body now (job lifting propane bottles of upto 47Kg and hobbies that involve manhandling of heavy equipment and armour)

i dont go for looks primarily when looking for a girl, but it seems to me that women only go for these scrawny, but well figured men.

gonna have to get back into shape. i loose a stone per 2 days while away on camp/excercise even when eating greasy fryups for breakfast lunch and after battle)

i think i shall be spending more active time inbetween events

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Nothing motivates me.  I think my motivator is broken. :(

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ditto :(

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I am just now embarking on a quest for the ellusive Six Pack after holiday revelries. I recommend Oscar Meijer Fat Free Weiners. I know, I know, they sound gross. But I like them and they are only 40 calories each, nearly all of which comes from protein, which is good if you're trying to build/maintain muscle. Couple them with a little Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce and you've got some good eatin'!

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Fat Free Weiners

Awww, maaaaaaaaan! I want a fat one!

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What do you suggest for getting fat?  I'm in dire need of some of that.  I've tried all the usual methods and none seem to work.

Find a big chocolate eclair. Cram some bacon inside it. Then rub it down with lard and throw it in a deep-fat frier. Once fried, remove and melt velveta cheese all over it. Enjoy!

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you can have mine

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you can have mine

Offering me a fat one, are you? :devil:

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you, my dear have a positivly filthy mind.

me likes

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Isn't having a "positively filthy mind" the only way to exist? :devil:

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true, but yours is on a par with Robyn's

very filthy

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Aww, HW. I take that as a really nice compliment!

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hehehe...........weiner.

Oh damn, I guess my mind is both filthy and SLOW.

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Filthy and slow go hand-in-hand

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Find a big chocolate eclair.  Cram some bacon inside it.  Then rub it down with lard and throw it in a deep-fat frier.  Once fried, remove and melt velveta cheese all over it.  Enjoy!

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sounds yummy

:doh:

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Mmmmm

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