Mashed Potato Slurpee

[Paper Hearts]

If you were Irish-American enough, you'd actually consider snorting potatoes through a straw, if only they were prepared properly (and after enough Guinness, of course)!

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If you were Irish-American enough, you'd actually consider snorting potatoes through a straw, if only they were prepared properly (and after enough Guinness, of course)!

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I'm half. Guess that's not enough.

[Paper Hearts]

I'm half.  Guess that's not enough.

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I've never been there either.

[SomeDanGuy]

I'd eat it.  Mashed potatoes should never go to waste, no matter how watery they are.  Butter makes things better too.

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Agreed. I'd eat it. Potatoes are always delicious.

[Brenda Starrr]

Potatoes rule. And yes, butter DOES make them better.

[soothsayer]

I put too much milk in the potatoes. SOMEONE has to eat them!

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:blink

[SomeDanGuy]

Is that dirty? I can't tell. It almost could be....

[Brenda Starrr]

Is that dirty?  I can't tell.  It almost could be....

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How could it be interpreted as dirty?

[Msterbeau]

How could it be interpreted as dirty?

Potatoes were in the dirt once. That counts, right?

[kellygrrrrrl]

Dang those dirty dirty potatoes.

Those filthy dirty bad bad potatoes.......

[Paper Hearts]

Why does everyone seem to be wasted with glee, this morning?

[Brenda Starrr]

Glee? I'm not gleeful. I'm out of Mashed Potato Slurpee.

[kellygrrrrrl]

It's friday, and I don't have to work tomorrow....Plus, I got me some mashed potater slurpee jollies.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm off today due to an injury from work, but I go in tomorrow. I wonder what they'll say when I go to the food court to ask for a Mashed Potato Slurpee....

[kellygrrrrrl]

I don't think they'll understand. They might look at you funny?!

[Paper Hearts]

When are you going to mail me my own Brenda's Own Mashed Potato Slurpee kit (patented), so I can make my own at home?

Actually, i've got a dinner party I've been invited to...wouldn't that be a nice thing to bring along?

[Brenda Starrr]

Especially if you bring it in a Waterford crystal pitcher!! That would be pretty glamorous, I'll tell you!

[Paper Hearts]

Actually, not even 5 minutes after I'd typed that they emailed me to cancel! lol

[Brenda Starrr]

It's because they knew that you didn't have a Waterford crystal pitcher to bring the Mashed Potato Slurpee in.

[Paper Hearts]

I think you should take this idea to Pilsbury, immediately.

Brenda Starrr's 'just like home' Mashed Potato Slurpee kit

[Brenda Starrr]

So easy, even Phee can do it!!!

How's that for a slogan?

[Paper Hearts]

And then have Phee trying to do it but having to copy off a monkey who's also making one and then end with Phee getting mashed potato slurpee all over his shirt and tie and face and the monkey laughing at him.

[Brenda Starrr]

Uber-brilliant!

[kellygrrrrrl]

You guys.....

[Paper Hearts]

Or maybe we could just have footage of you slurpee wrestling Betty Crocker and really giving it to her. Ripping her top off, even.