The Lonely Blob

[Blackmail]

I have no eyes and no teeth and no arms

I'm pretty fucking gross, but still I have my charms

why must women mock me? as if I'm overweight

just because I look like the cranberry sauce on their dinner plate

why must women run, just because I eat them whole

you'd think I have a hideous mole

but worse, my body is like jello

to the ladies I say hello

I may be a lard ass but I'm still a jovial fellow

say be nice to me or I'll eat you like corn on the cob

you don't know what it's like being me, the big fat lonely blob

[Paper Hearts]

lol

[BlackSkittles]

That's awesome! :laughing