lonely Phat Goth

[PhatGoth]

i eat a dozen Krispy Kremes for my pre-breakfast snack.

greasy, fatty food is the best kind of crack.

Ronald McDonald is my rockin’ clownish homeboy,

so for lunch I order three x-tra cheese Big Macs.

i once tried to go on a diet of Slim Fast and salads,

but, it gave me nasty diarrhea and the shakes.

i quickly went back to eating 7-layer cakes,

buffalo wings with gravy and medium rare steaks.

i’m an insecure slut who gets lots of sexy action.

DGNers constantly grab my ass at City Club

because my enormous behind is the main attraction.

touch it, and you will get some satisfaction.

eating everything is my life, my plan, my game.

Sex is my rap, my talk, my claim to DGN fame.

deep down I’m lonely, looking for love,

but when I look in the mirror all I feel is shame.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

You sound hot! Sorry I missed you last night....

I am always up for ass grabbing.

How do you feel about HUGE PENIS?

[PhatGoth]

baby, i like everything super-sized, from my e-tra val-u meals to my men

look for my ass at cc next weekend

once you try black, you'll never go back to cracker goths

You sound hot!  Sorry I missed you last night....

I am always up for ass grabbing.

How do you feel about HUGE PENIS?

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[JaneDead]

the huge penis just gets bigger and bigger i see.

[Paper Hearts]

this weekend I had breaded, fried chicken with ranch dressing.

[JaneDead]

and i ... had fries with ranch!

[soothsayer]

this weekend I had breaded, fried chicken with ranch dressing.

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:laughing

Talk about an abrupt subject change. :woot:

[PhatGoth]

you wanna get dinner with me sometime? i'll let you pay

this weekend I had breaded, fried chicken with ranch dressing.

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[Paper Hearts]

you wanna get dinner with me sometime?  i'll let you pay

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I don't know, legend has it you can really eat.

[soothsayer]

:blink

[Crazed Vampyress]

Americans are fat. Accept it and move on...

- The biggest selling restaurant food are french fries, served with 22% of all restaurant meals. Burgers are #2 at 17%. Salads didnt make the cut.

- About 27-million Coca-Colas will be consumed worldwide during the next hour, one serving of coke is 100 calories and 27 grams of carbs. One serving is only 8oz, so if you drink a 24 oz bottle, multiply that by 3. We're not drinking water...

- Americans talk about healthy food, but still consume junk. In the past 20 years, consumption of snack foods, up 233%; soft drinks up 114%; beer up 100%. Yeah, we talk about being healthy all right....

So there you go.

"Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway"

[PhatGoth]

i can also really rock your world

I don't know, legend has it you can really eat.

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[Paper Hearts]

i can also really rock your world

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My dream date would include pudding. lots of pudding. And I'd pick you up in a Hostess truck, unless you drive something higher in calories and want to pick me up (but I don't know if you're into that). Then we'd go to the gas station and buy up all the rotisserie hot dogs they have ready and eat them and then we'd buy some bacon for later. Then maybe we'd go out dancing for 5 minutes or until we become exhausted (whichever comes first). Afterwards, if you're up for a nightcap, don't forget we've still got all that bacon. We could go upstairs and let the smell of frying pork permeate the house while we neck on the settee, see what happens. And by the time we're done the bacon will be ready.

[PhatGoth]

oooooo baby, i can already feel all that bacon grease between my thighs

is your house sturdy enough for me? the 2nd floor can't always handle this queen

i don't know if i can make it upstairs without a freight elevator anyway

you be a sexy bitch, Paper Hearts

[Paper Hearts]

oooooo baby, i can already feel all that bacon grease between my thighs

is your house sturdy enough for me?  the 2nd floor can't always handle this queen

i don't know if i can make it upstairs without a freight elevator anyway

you be a sexy bitch, Paper Hearts

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No problem, I'll hire Two Men and a Truck to maneuver you inside. And I just meant that we could eat the bacon afterwards, not incorporate it 'directly' into our love making. And I have forks too, so we don't have to use our hands. -But if you say so...I suppose it might be kind of sexy to drizzle bacon grease onto one another's loin chops. Did I say loin chops? I meant to just type 'loins'. -God, I must be hungry...