things that r pungently revolting

[Paper Hearts]

drinking the oil out of the can of tuna.

falling face-first into a dead man's behind.

your pillow case being stuffed with rancid mushrooms.

being locked in a room with no windows or doors with a 50 gallon drum in the centre burning sulfurous waste.

falling face-first into a dead dog's open gut.

French kissing a llama.

falling face-first into a dead dog's open gut just after it's licked the oil out of a can of tuna.

kissing a llama after it's licked out a can of tuna, ate sulfurous waste or shitty mushrooms, or fallen face first into a dead dog's ass.

Mayo.

[phee]

Circus Peanuts!

[JaneDead]

mayo is not gross

[Paper Hearts]

mayo is not gross

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Do you bite your thumb at me, madam?

[JaneDead]

i bite and then flick it too.

[Paper Hearts]

i bite and then flick it too.

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Have at thee, coward! Draw thy tool!

[JaneDead]

i only have a pen handy will that do?

[holliwood66]

Ooo, a duel~ *gets Epee ready*

[Paper Hearts]

i only have a pen handy will that do?

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What noise is this? Give me my longsword!

[JaneDead]

fine. how about a ruler? i have a ruler too.

[Paper Hearts]

Ooo, a duel~ *gets Epee ready*

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fine. how about a ruler? i have a ruler too.

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Citizens (enter armed): Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! Beat them down!

Down with the Capulets! Down with the Montagues!

[JaneDead]

get up - a - get get down. 911 is a joke in your town.

[JaneDead]

some more disgusting things:

the word moist

the sound of moist

the smell of moist

the thought of moist

moist moist moist! ack.

[Paper Hearts]

One more thing that is spicily gross:

Figs spoiling on a concrete walk, discovered by flying ants.

[JaneDead]

dog poop on your shoe

[phee]

Cunningilous on a half decayed Donkey corpse in a fish market

[JaneDead]

you guys come up with things i would never even think of.

that is a comforting feeling.

now i know for certain you guys are whack-o and i am only slightly "off".

[Paper Hearts]

Organizing one's grandmother's panty drawer whilst wearing only salt-pork.

[Homicidalheathen]

The other day I was crossing a street to get to good 'ol stinky Lake St Clair when I see these things waving and bobbing in the road and I notice a bunny. Squished in the middle like a pancake with his entrails gushed out and his ears hadn't been flattened yet and his paws were out still too. In tact and fuzzy and full but his head was kinda messed up a little and his ears were still not squished and they were waving in the wind as the cars went by whooosh........I thought god this is morbid but it got worse 'cause I had to dodge cars to get across. And I had to go ontop and over the bunny.

Kinda ew.

[phee]

:cheerful

Organizing one's grandmother's panty drawer whilst wearing only salt-pork.

Having to drink a gallon of Rhino Semin mixed with high pulp orange juice while in a French Country outhouse.

[JaneDead]

your mom

[Paper Hearts]

Having to eat a sweaty old copy of Rambo: First Blood, box and all, even though it's VHS format.

[Homicidalheathen]

Phee's belly botton lint

[Paper Hearts]

Licking a shovel clean.

[Draco1958]

some more disgusting things:

the word moist

the sound of moist

the smell of moist

the thought of moist

moist moist moist! ack.

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How can you hate the word moist. After all, when you start getting excited don't you get moist at first?

Sorry, had to go there.