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I'll start.

Romance is... being talked out of jumping off a building higher than 3 stories.

Hmm, now am I being serious or somewhat facetious?

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Romance is a pain in the ass, but worth it.

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Romance is embarrassing, when one is a misanthrope.

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...dead... (lol - sorry, first thing that came to mind! i don't believe that...) :tongue:

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Romance is something I've not seen in about a decade.

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Romance is, what was it again?

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You know the fire sauce at taco bell? I love them. Sometimes after I eat I will open a fire sauce pack and eat it by itself.

Romance is akin to taco bell's fire sauce.

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You know the fire sauce at taco bell?  I love them.  Sometimes after I eat I will open a fire sauce pack and eat it by itself. 

Romance is akin to taco bell's fire sauce.

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I must agree - Romance tastes really good at first, but eventually you will get burned. Let alone the other painful digestive issues it can give you.

No, I am not really that bitter...all the time.

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romance is hot and spicey....that's what I meant.

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romance is hot and spicey....that's what I meant.

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Yeah, that too. Just like taco Bell sauce. At one time, Mild sauce was hot enough, then medium, then Hot...eventually hot isn't hot enough for you so you have to move on to the Fire (i.e. the hot young floozy after years of devoted "romance")

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romance is hot and spicey....that's what I meant.

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yes it is. but romance doesn't always last. and then you have to settle into "real love". ;)

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Hehe, and sometimes you shouldnt always "think outside the bun" it should be more like "think inside the bathroom" :laughing:

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I never realized Taco Bell was so full of metaphors.

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my friends and i had a group called the tbc. taco bell crew. we met every wednesday, at taco bell, after school (9th grade, we had 1/2 days). i think i was the queen or something. i don't know. and i don't know why. and yeah that has nothing to do with romance... but man i sure did LOVE taco bell.

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Romance is just code for Necromancer.

necROMANCEr

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Who ever wondered romance can cause each others bowls to move :laughing:

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Romance is the belief that you want to make the person you love as blissfully happy as they make you. It is a kiss on the cheek in the morning to wake you up, the look in his eyes when he sees you, a candle-lit bath followed by a long body massage, or just in that certain smile. And, no, romance is not dead, as long as I live at least I follow it.

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Romance is time-consuming. *sigh* but I suppose it's supposed to be about the journey, not the destination, right?

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Romance is for little girls who dream of white weddings and white horses.

B~

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Romance is like one of them dumb diamond ring commercailz I see on tv alot, like if the diamond aint big enough, then the guy wont get a wet n nasty blow job and she's dumpin his ass.

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Right now (in MY house) Romance is (and I quote)

"Let me bend you over in the closet. Quick!! before the kids come back from their father's house!"

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Right now? You have wireless?

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I mean current state of affairs. Not right at this very second. Maybe later.

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Ya'll make me appreciate the reality in my own mind. Reality in everyone else's minds sucks.

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