ABSINTHE..hard core

[Saephyr]

:woot: Ok so in caser oyu never knew...I'm the Absinthe America.com faerie..meaning I'm the tits of this operation that gets people to come check it out

Any DGNr who places an order on my site, and Spoon's, gets a discount...all you have to do is follow it up with an e-mail including your DGN name and name that is on the order and we'll do something nice for you.

If you hate anise flavor then fine...try the other 6!

We guarantee our products to everyone...especially one of my DGn freaks

Go to http://www.absintheamerica.com and have a tool around. I'd love to hear your thoughts about anything on the site at all.

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't seem to click on the products to see what other flavors there are. Can you tell us?

[Saephyr]

Why sure...

We have original (anise), Coffee, Cocoa, Amaretto, Hazelnutt, Vanilla & we'll be busting out Cranberry very fast here and it's really DARK red so it looks hot and buzzes ya silly!

We're updating the site but here ya go...

One bottle mind you..will make you a fifth of pure absinthe with our essences

Detroit Gothic Special only!!!

You can get 4 for $60.00 for a deal or $20.00 each..just specify your flavor preferance in the subject line of the PAYPAL account.

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmmm...

Cranberry and vanilla flavors!!

[Saephyr]

Yeah baby!

I love the stuff!

[TomCat]

I may have to get some for the holidays.

[Falstaff]

I'll be placing an order just as soon as I am able, god, I love the stuff....

[Saephyr]

The special is for the holiday naturally...what better time to be totally wasted...with family.

Most of us need it to make it thru if I'm not mistaken!

[TomCat]

Ya know what, I'm going to get one of each, and an extra anise. I'm going to squirrel them all away until I have a big bash again, 8 bottles of absinthe for $120? Are you kidding me, we're all going to get Fu@&ed up! The last bottle I had cost me $45.

[Saephyr]

Don't forget to write your'e a DGNr and stuff in the PAYPAL subject line so you get a big ol' deal ok.

NOTE:

Remember this is essence. Ok we can't sell it with the alcohol included so you do need to choose a neutral spirit to add it to like vodka, everclear or grain alcohol of your choice. I like using Smirnoff #57 or Absolute. Each small bottle makes 1 fifth of absinthe so ..you'll be swimming in this stuff baby.

If you want to have a demo party...you can ask me to bartend for ya for a night just for fun. I love ya so I'd do that for YOU anyway you sexy beast! :woot:

[TomCat]

damn girl, dress hot for my party, and you can keep all the tips.

[Brenda Starrr]

Ya know what, I'm going to get one of each, and an extra anise.  I'm going to squirrel them all away until I have a big bash again, 8 bottles of absinthe for $120?  Are you kidding me, we're all going to get Fu@&ed up!  The last bottle I had cost me $45.

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Can I come to the bash? I'll be good. I promise. :innocent

[TomCat]

yeah, but it's a progressive party...every hour, you have to take off an article of clothing. :devil

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, it'll probably get hot in there anyway. I mean, I don't have an issue with that at all. Just have the barf buckets ready. Not for me, but for the rest of the guest who would eventually see me naked. Poor bastards.

[Saephyr]

yeah, but it's a progressive party...every hour, you have to take off an article of clothing.  :devil

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TC you KNOW I'm there NOW!

If you want me to ...i really will tend bar for ya!

i can't make anything BUT cash being disabled so it sure would rock to make a buck off of having boobs

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, there goes having me bartend. I have no boobs.

:doh

[Saephyr]

:woot: Alright you Goths ...the brand new Absinthe America.com website has been officially launched

Please come and check meout and if you'd like a special deal drop me a line at that address and mention your DGN name

Absinthe in the US of A and legal as u can get baby

[Head Wreck]

its not "the REAL stuff" though is it.

may i just remind everone to listen to what mis S says and follow her instructions exactly.

[Fierce Critter]

Someday - soon - I would like to purchase some from you, Saephyr. Perhaps around my birthday the end of this month.

You going to be at any events between now and then (the 27th) selling the stuff?

[Saephyr]

Head Wreck... actually yes it is the REAL THING. It's just sold like any other mixer is...without alcohol. You buy margarita mix, mix coke and rum, all theses other things.

that's exactly what we did was make the herbal contents a concentrated mixer if you will.

[Steven]

Well, it'll probably get hot in there anyway. I mean, I don't have an issue with that at all. Just have the barf buckets ready. Not for me, but for the rest of the guest who would eventually see me naked. Poor bastards.

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ok that was some funny shit right there.....

[Head Wreck]

i think you find absinthe has to be macerated, not just a concentrate you mix into vodka

its like calling fruit squash fruit juice.

anyhow.

as a declaration of my following of wormwood!

[Nienna]

Hey baby, I definately need to get some.. I'll let you know when my taxes come..

[Brenda Starrr]

ok that was some funny shit right there.....

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Honey, I was totally serious.

[Saephyr]

If you tried it then why don't I have a testimonial from you...(talking about all of ya)

I would still love to have a damn party but lack of response forbids me to spend the cash on it...and I think I got fired from being the faerie as well so hold that thought :blink