What kind of Disease are you?

[Crazed Vampyress]

What kind of disease are you?

Stormy:

Stormy is caused by Satan.

An infection of Stormy causes victims to write bad goth poetry.

To cure Stormy, successfully take over the free world.

What Disease Are You?

[Rayne]

Rayne is caused by sponges.

Rayne disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.

Rayne can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian.

(Granted I spend a lot of time on my phone, but I don't ever recall calling myself) :laughing

[Nevaeh]

Neveah disease makes you kick babies.

The only possible way to cure Neveah infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.

[bean]

bean water is caused by alien mind control rays.

An infection of bean water causes victims to write bad goth poetry.

bean water can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.

[Crazed Vampyress]

bean water is caused by alien mind control rays.

An infection of bean water causes victims to write bad goth poetry.

bean water can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.

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Rayne is caused by sponges.

Rayne disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.

Rayne can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian.

(Granted I spend a lot of time on my phone, but I don't ever recall calling myself) :laughing

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HAHA !! canada is the cure!!

[Homicidalheathen]

What kind of disease are you?

homicide:

homicide is caused by bad television.

homicide infection produces a strange imbalance in the cochlea, causing subject to fall unless walking on hands.

Drinking a mixture of raw eggs mixed with powdered paint is a good cure for homicide.

Ha! That is pretty funny! I admit! I broke down and watched Will and Grace last night....I am just an old *ag hag. Heh.

[Homicidalheathen]

These are pretty funny.

[EvilEve]

What kind of disease are you?

Eve:

Eve is caused by bad television.

Eve disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday

To cure Eve, crossdress badly.

[odims_sphere]

odims_sphere is caused by bad television.

An infection of odims_sphere will cause giant robots to attack your house.

The only cure for odims_sphere is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

"Ajax is caused by alien mind control rays.

Ajax compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.'

To cure Ajax, bathe in the blood of your enemies."

HAHA bathe in the blood of your enemies...lovely.

[unchaste]

What kind of disease are you?

Megan is caused by sponges.

Megan creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.

The only cure for Megan is to drink fresh spring water from the mystical spring of ixthapa

unchaste is caused by alien mind control rays.

unchaste makes subjects desire sex. With lepers.

unchaste can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.

[phee]

phee is caused by alien mind control rays.

phee disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying.

The only cure for an infection of phee is to play in traffic

[The_Dark]

What kind of disease are you?

The Dark:

The Dark is caused by alien mind control rays.

The Dark disease causes a constant lack of clothing.

To cure The Dark, build a lemur colony in your bathroom.

[pharoh]

pharoh disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying.

The only known cure for pharoh infection is to become dark lord of the sith, ala Darth Vader

[Rayne]

MeChaAlziLLa: melissa is caused by monkeys.

MeChaAlziLLa: melissa disease turns one into a goth.

melissa is cured by never wearing shoes ever again.

....Thank you Pharoh...thought I'd share.

[Mikielikesit]

What kind of disease are you?

mike:

mike is caused by alien mind control rays.

An infection of mike causes victims to write bad goth poetry.

To cure mike, light self on fire.

[Lilith]

lilith is caused by Satan.

lilith disease will make you be a preppy bastard.

The only cure for lilith is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head

oh well i guess it fits :blink

[DJ Nocker]

Iris disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday

The only cure for Iris is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.

huh... and i hate pink....guess im screwed

[Hellion]

:devil Crank is caused by hanging around alot of peasenovs

and consistantly inducting alot of people into the Hall of Pease

also Crank is caused by laughing at stupid goofy shit on the Radio.

[Crazed Vampyress]

:devil Crank is caused by hanging around alot of peasenovs

and consistantly inducting alot of people into the Hall of Pease

also Crank is caused by laughing at stupid goofy shit on the Radio.

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:laughing HAHAHA! :laughing

[Saephyr]

Saephyr is caused by Monkeys

Saephyr creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.

The cure for Saephyr is to act like you're in a bad action film starring Mel Gibson.

[Msterbeau]

Msterbeau is caused by Satan.

Msterbeau compels infectee to keep Bjork playing at all times, out of fear of 'head splodey.' To cure Msterbeau, crossdress badly.

[Rayne]

:devil Crank is caused by hanging around alot of peasenovs

and consistantly inducting alot of people into the Hall of Pease

also Crank is caused by laughing at stupid goofy shit on the Radio.

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.... good one!