Christmas

[Reaper]

All my Christmas ends up is "Deck your balls with bows of holly, hah hah hah hah hah, hah hah, hah hah."

Ok so its gonna blow this year. I don't know how organized my family is for this, this time. I hope a ham is still on the menu. Go intha kitchen and make meh sum ham biotch!

[Brenda Starrr]

I say that you roll out of bed, stick a few bows on some special body parts, and have a merry one.

[Reaper]

I say that you roll out of bed, stick a few bows on some special body parts, and have a merry one.

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I don't have any special body parts. Are they special to you?

[Brenda Starrr]

I haven't ever seen your Christmas presents. Just put a bow on them.

[Reaper]

I haven't ever seen your Christmas presents. Just put a bow on them.

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If I put a bow on them and it, will you unwrap them? Careful, they are live explosives!

[Brenda Starrr]

LMAO!

Is this going to put out my eye?

[Reaper]

LMAO!

Is this going to put out my eye?

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No....but you might look like Santa Claus after opening.

[Brenda Starrr]

You have a Cool Whip gun, don't you?!

[Reaper]

You have a Cool Whip gun, don't you?!

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Yes, when I shoot, I shoot for distance.

[Reaper]

Are you ready?

[Brenda Starrr]

Hit me.

[Reaper]

Hit me.

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Which part do you prefer? Ho ho ho.

[Brenda Starrr]

Who are you calling a "ho?'

[Reaper]

Who are you calling a "ho?'

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HOstess?

[Brenda Starrr]

I really dig Twinkies.

[Reaper]

I really dig Twinkies.

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Yes, because they are cream-filled right? Yeah, I'm like that

[Brenda Starrr]

Right on.

I like you!!

[Msterbeau]

Yes, because they are cream-filled right?  Yeah, I'm like that 

Thread-jacking his own threads..

Post whore.

[Rayne]

Thread-jacking his own threads..

Post whore.

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...I have no room to talk..... :innocent :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

It all started when I tried to tell him how to make his holidays more fun and festive. It turned into Twinkies and Cool Whip.

[Rayne]

It all started when I tried to tell him how to make his holidays more fun and festive. It turned into Twinkies and Cool Whip.

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Twinkies and Cool Whip - right on!

[Msterbeau]

It all started when I tried to tell him how to make his holidays more fun and festive. It turned into Twinkies and Cool Whip.

Story of my life... :whistling

[unchaste]

Story of my life...  :whistling

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Same here. :devil

Reaper, you shoot Cool Whip for distance? That sounds ratehr interesting...