Do You Look?

[n0Mad]

An interesting conversation led up to the following:

Spook: "Haven't you ever been really constipated and after taking a fierce shit found blood on the toilet paper after wiping?"

Friend: "Ew. You look at the toilet paper after wiping?"

Spook: "Doesn't everybody? If you don't look, how do you know when you're done? Just wipe three times and hope for the best?"

So, there's the query. Do you look or not?

[paradox]

doesnt everybody? :confused

[Nienna]

doesnt everybody? :confused

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Apparantly so! :laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

Yes and some of us with these internal bleeding problems (it is quite serious, not very funny.) have to check our stools.....send them in for blood samples (cancer) ect.

I have poored blood from my ass.

So although this topic is gross......it is not funny.

My Colon has almost killed me a few times and I don't do anal. It is from Divers and Colitis.

Sorry, I have had it with jokes about this stuff. No one understands someone who is sick with something like thisl.

[Homicidalheathen]

Sorry I got so mad. Everyone needs to peek once in awhile. If you have allot of mucus....go get a scope done. Don't wait like I did until your real sick and bleeding.

Wiping so hard you bleed is a sign of Hemmoroids and/or can cause them.....also straining that hard.

Use soft tp and wipes so you cut down on the amount of wiping and friction.

Your freind needs to see a doctor pronto baby.

You are not supposed to bleed out your ass!

[Saephyr]

OMG why even ask...your friend LIES

[odims_sphere]

you have to look, otherwise how do you know when you are done? wipe till it's clean thats what I say

[n0Mad]

Yeah, he's a freak. I think he's just really self-conscious about shit, and snot, and anything else that comes out of his body. You know, the kind of guy who won't even admit he sneezes.

[Fierce Critter]

OMG - I couldn't believe the subject of this, 'cause of something I heard myself once.

A friend was discussing laundry with her sister. The sister was going on about how gross her son's and husband's underwear was with "brush strokes" and all. And my friend went off saying (I can almost remember this word for word), "What the hell is it with guys? I think most women wipe - look to see if they need to wipe again, then wipe some more and KEEP looking and wiping until they're sure they're clean."

Maybe mostly women have answered the poll thusfar. :grin

[Onyx]

Yeah, this has to be one of the grossest threads ever. (but I clicked on it anyway, how gross is that).

One of my exes (from years and years ago) had that "problem" with his underwear. Yuk! That was enough to turn me off permanently.

[phee]

Yes... but I look at squirrels

[Head Wreck]

just rercovered from a bout of heamaroids.

that answer the question.

pluss its a sort of morbid curioasity, like watching a gouple of guys on TV hammer a nail through thier penis into a plank of wood (the welsh version of jackass)

[DarkVampire]

This is far too much information that I would like to know on someone.

[Homicidalheathen]

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird

>flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical

>treatment immediately:

>

>1. High fever

>2. Congestion

>3. Nausea

>4. Fatigue

>5. Aching in the joints

>6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

>

I have an irresistable urge to shit on my neighbors windshield. Do you think I am physically or mentally ill?

Heeeeeee! I found this little diddy in my email box this morning.

[Mikielikesit]

Apparently everyone looks I figure a jobs not done until your totally cleaned up

[Marblez]

My name is marblez and I.. I look at my poop.

Actually, I am quite fascinated by it. Call me weird, crazy, gross, whatever. Our bodies are amazing things and what come out of them can tell you a good deal about what's going on inside.

[Homicidalheathen]

Like I said, you have to look once in awhile to see if your colon is healthy. If it isn't something will be different for sure.......trust me on this.

Don't be shy......feel weird......grossed out........just look once in awhile.

Stools being black is a sign of cancer also. It means there is blood in the stool.

My name is marblez and I.. I look at my poop.

Actually, I am quite fascinated by it. Call me weird, crazy, gross, whatever.  Our bodies are amazing things and what come out of them can tell you a good deal about what's going on inside.

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[honeymustard02]

What about when you go and you look and nothing is in the toilet, but you swear something came out?!?! What does that mean?

I look to make sure I'm clean and I too also check for blood. It's scary when you see it, even a tiny speck!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

You should look at your poop. It can tell you a lot about your health. And, if you've ever done a colon cleansing, it's actually quite enlightening.

[Homicidalheathen]

You had a turd disappear?

I am thinking....toilet gremlins?

I wonder what they do with it....turn it into gold? :erm

[honeymustard02]

hehe You've never heard that one? I saw it on a poster for all the different poops. One of them was the one where you work hard to get it out....you look.......and there's nothing in the toilet... :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

That's called "ghost poop"

[paradox]

turd burglers??? :blink