How to Tell if Someone Really Loves You

[unchaste]

I have a crazy ex. He's a bit off his rocker. The situation has calmed down, but earlier in the week, I had to call the police because I was afraid he would kill himself. Over me. Yup.

Anyway, Shawn has been a really trooper throgh all of this. He's comforted me, offered to get the ex thrown in jail, etc. The best part, though...he bought me a knife. In case the psycho tries to approach me. It's lightweight & spring-loaded, perfect for a lady. I honestly believe that it is the sweetest, most thoughtful gift that anyone has ever given me.

Has anyone every gifted you with a method of self-defense?

[EatAjaxAndDie]

dont i just sound like the sweetest loving psycho there is?

[phee]

You know that it is love if they try to hurl a javalin through your chest

[Rayne]

Now that....is love.

[Onyx]

You know that it is love if they try to hurl a javalin through your chest

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I am so glad nobody loves me!

[phee]

:laughing

I am so glad nobody loves me!

[Rayne]

I better watch for flying objects......

[phee]

:grin

I better watch for flying objects......

[Brenda Starrr]

If someone REALLY loves you, they hold your hair back when you vomit. Even if your hair is really, really short.

[n0Mad]

You know that it is love if they try to hurl a javalin through your chest

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Considering all my loves have ended in heart break, I guess that would be true love for me. Someone considerate enough to get the pain over with right away instead of delaying it for months and stringing me along with subtle torture.

[Saephyr]

Yeah I have been given a 9mm pistol I wanted when I got divorced. I love him for it and we're actually great pals now. I wish I could have just gotten physically injured man...it makes your every moment hell when it gets crazy like that.

I'm with ONYX...thank Gods nobody loves me too!

Spook...I'd give you a target for whipping at like a bulls-eye on a stand so you could work out your anger from me on that instead of my BUTT

[n0Mad]

Love the icons Saephyr.

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I'm not emo. I'm bitter and resentful. There's a difference.

[Brenda Starrr]

Love the icons Saephyr.

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I'm not emo.  I'm bitter and resentful.  There's a difference.

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That should be your sig, Spook.

[Saephyr]

I love it...I was the Muse who inspired you Spook so don't forget.. :innocent

[bean]

An ex bought me a .357 magnum when I lived in Detroit...don't worry, I don't own a gun anymore.

[Homicidalheathen]

Yes, I too had an ex that wanted to kill me just because I would not tolerate his drug use and physical abuse so I left.

I moved like 1000 miles away and he threatened to come find me anyway.....knew some of my freinds.

So I had these bikers who taught me how to fight (somewhat) and shoot hand guns and throw a knife.

This certain someone wouldn't be anyone we know, would it?

Because I have decided a certain someone is not worth a freindship......he seems kinda weird.

[Lilith]

I had an ex who would sit on my front porch and cry, he would then got to 7-11 buy me slupeess and skor bars and leave them on the porch. Then a few month after we broke up he owuld come over and visit my mom while my current guys would come n pick me for the night etc.... Then i would get home n he would be sleeping on the couch...... This bastard was so clever he got my mom to let him " baby sit" me at 16 while she was in the hospital then Lied to her and got me in all kinds of trouble told her i was having a full blown party while she was in the hospital getting the cancer removed from her Breast. Yeah that happened fucking ass hole. It ended one day as i was getting ready to leave for a trip, he got pissed over soemthing stupid, picked up the glass from the table and threw the entire contents at me infront of my mom, she finally told him to leave. Fucking freak...... It allways made me giggle thought every time i thought of him sitting on the porch leaving me skor bars and slurpees, it was like a fucking shrine to 7-11........

I finally got pepper spray for my key ring out of the deal........ WOOO WOOO pepper spray!

[n0Mad]

I don't suppose anybody wants to buy me a Glock 19? Or maybe even a Glock 40 with extended clip. Heck, I'll even settle for a CZ 75. Please?

Or the Ruger replica of the single action Colt .45 Peacemaker. Or both the .45 and the 9mm. =)

[Onyx]

It allways made me giggle thought every time i thought of him sitting on the porch leaving me skor bars and slurpees, it was like a fucking shrine to 7-11........

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:grin

Too funny!

I can just picture that.

[DisturbedMania]

Reminds me of the third ex. He'd grab an knife and slice his arms up in front of me just to manipulate me. I need a replacement for my defective "bleeding heart".

[Head Wreck]

i dont like glocks. thier boring to look at. and i dont trust someone to make a firearm when all they have done previously was make cutlary.

i've had an ex tell her also crazy fiance lies about me, he threatned to break my legs, i threatned to prise his eyes out with a knife if he tried.

he avoided me since

[Blackmail]

I have a crazy ex.  He's a bit off his rocker.  The situation has calmed down, but earlier in the week, I had to call the police because I was afraid he would kill himself. Over me. Yup.

Anyway, Shawn has been a really trooper throgh all of this.  He's comforted me, offered to get the ex thrown in jail, etc.  The best part, though...he bought me a knife.  In case the psycho tries to approach me.  It's lightweight & spring-loaded, perfect for a lady.  I honestly believe that it is the sweetest, most thoughtful gift that anyone has ever given me.

Has anyone every gifted you with a method of self-defense?

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Is this ex also a member of DGN? If so, this is the best thread ever.

[Blackmail]

This certain someone wouldn't be anyone we know, would it?

Because I have decided a certain someone is not worth a freindship......he seems kinda weird.

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best. thread. ever.

[Slept with ghost]

im with blackmail on this one

[Cemetarystarr]

My ex used to get hysterically drunk, throw my shit, kick me out , then call me crying and blubbering about how he needed me and how i HAD to come over RIGHT NOW!!!! and take care of him. IF i told him "no" he would scream Fuck me and how i was a stupid whore and that i didn't love him and that sort of shit.... I wasn't allowed to have knives or anything because he and my mom decided i needed therapy first.....he was probably REALLY lucky i didn't have a knife though....