The Jewish Confirmation Test

[EatAjaxAndDie]

The Jewish Confirmation Test

My resutls (like no one saw this one coming....)

Hard Hittin' Heeb

A Semitic Super Star, you wear your big, black Gentile stomping boots with pride. You slug Manischewitz straight from the bottle, and wouldn't mix a hamburger with a Milkshake even if your life depended on it. The only time you remove your yarmulke is when you're hittin' the showers (which isn't that often). You're a 100% Kosher in every sense of the word. Shabat Shalom, Motherfu@^&rs!!!

Have fun people :grin

[Msterbeau]

Jew-ish

You took a great interest in the Kabbalah shortly after Madonna did, but quickly lost interest when you discovered it wasn't a new kind of falafel. You know all of the words to at least one Hebrew prayer and/or song. You don't fast on Yom Kippur, but you do limit yourself to only diet sodas. You wear a Chai around your neck because you think it's bad ass, but you have no idea what the symbol actually stands for. You keep a strict Kosher diet...okay, there was a time in your life in which you kept a strict Kosher di...okay, okay, you tried it for one day, but the food tasted like shit!

I'm surprised I even registered on the scale... Heh.

[pharoh]

Member of the Tribe

You go to temple for all the Holidays, but now and again might find yourself beginning a prayer reading left to right. For your 16th Birthday, you ponied up half of your hard earned Bar/Bat Mitzvah money, and Bubby paid the difference to buy you a new BMW. You have a fully developed sense of Jew-dar, and are constantly outing Jewish Celebrities to your Gentile Friends. Your nose used to be much bigger before your Daddy paid for a doctor to "fix" your "deviated septum."

I'm with marc on this one

[Brenda Starrr]

Jew-ish

You took a great interest in the Kabbalah shortly after Madonna did, but quickly lost interest when you discovered it wasn't a new kind of falafel. You know all of the words to at least one Hebrew prayer and/or song. You don't fast on Yom Kippur, but you do limit yourself to only diet sodas. You wear a Chai around your neck because you think it's bad ass, but you have no idea what the symbol actually stands for. You keep a strict Kosher diet...okay, there was a time in your life in which you kept a strict Kosher di...okay, okay, you tried it for one day, but the food tasted like shit!

[Rayne]

I got the same one as Brenda and Marc.

[bean]

You enjoy a good Christmas ham. You're good with your hands. Your hobbies include golf, fly fishing and building things. You eat dinner at 5:30 P.M. and Thanksgiving Dinner at noon. You firmly believe that Gordon Lightfoot is an overlooked musical genius.

Um no.

Ham is gross.

I hate golf.

Fly fishing might be fun, if I were drunk.

I eat dinner at like 7:30 or 8pm.

Thanksgiving dinner was at 6.

Gordon Lightfoot? Um, no.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

...remember people...

its a joke.

dont forget that.

[bean]

What is..."joke?"...I have not heard of this word before.... :grin

[unchaste]

Member of the Tribe

You go to temple for all the Holidays, but now and again might find yourself beginning a prayer reading left to right. For your 16th Birthday, you ponied up half of your hard earned Bar/Bat Mitzvah money, and Bubby paid the difference to buy you a new BMW. You have a fully developed sense of Jew-dar, and are constantly outing Jewish Celebrities to your Gentile Friends. Your nose used to be much bigger before your Daddy paid for a doctor to "fix" your "deviated septum."

I think I'm just Jewish by injection.

[Ginevra]

I got the same response as Marc and the others.

[Cemetarystarr]

HARD HITTIN HEEB>>>> this is funny because we are 99% sure my grandpa was jewish....even though he checked lutheran when he came over from Germany..

[wormsinwombs]

Gentile

You enjoy a good Christmas ham. You're good with your hands. Your hobbies include golf, fly fishing and building things. You eat dinner at 5:30 P.M. and Thanksgiving Dinner at noon. You firmly believe that Gordon Lightfoot is an overlooked musical genius.

*cries* but I really am a Heeb :tear

how could this have happened?

[wormsinwombs]

i even have a dreidel as my aim icon!

[EatAjaxAndDie]

i even have a dreidel as my aim icon!

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its ok...I know you are just going "undercover" as a gentile...but I know you a hard hittin' heeb with gentile stomping boots at heart!

[wormsinwombs]

its ok...I know you are just going "undercover" as a gentile...but I know you a hard hittin' heeb with gentile stomping boots at heart!

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*sniff* that made me feel better.