That Phee person is such a f**kstick!

December 19, 2005

Fuck you, You fucking fuckedayfuck and did i mention FFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYUUOOOOOOOOOOOO

OK now I feel wierd but somehow refreshed...... :nut

December 19, 2005

Phee, you fucking idiot!

I've been in love with you for seven years, YEARS, mind you, and you've known my feelings for the past five of them.

You come back into town on shore leave in August, we have the most amazing sex, to the point that I CRIED in the middle of it, we walk around arm in arm... I met your FAMILY for crying out loud, including a brother you hadn't spent time with in YEARS.

I even started to think that you might make a good father, something I hadn't considered up until then.

And now... now you idiot, you've decided to get engaged! Engaged to some girl that you could ONLY have been dating for two months when you proposed.

'It just felt right'... after two fucking months??? If you had proposed to -me- after two bloody months I would have laughed in your face!

And of course you proposed to this girl right after I got my hopes up. The FIRST time I really ever thought that there was even a small chance for the two of us!

Those two weeks in August were amazing and now I feel like dogshit because they are never going to happen again.

Idiot fuck Phee, I miss the feeling of sleeping with your arms around me so much it makes me cry when I try to sleep!

December 19, 2005

It's all YOUR phault that I have to work the hours that I do for the next 3 days! If it weren't phor you, Thursday wouldn't be my only day off, you lazy motherphucker! Oh yeah, you phucked up on our schedule, leaving us understaffed and overworked. I'd like my phucking break just once. Gosh!

December 19, 2005

Yea! what she said! I don't understand why she's bringing up Polar bears but that's between you two!

December 19, 2005

I'm going to send Phee a penis for Christmas, because he doesn't have one of his very own. He will hug it and squeeze it and pet it and stroke it and he will call him George.

December 19, 2005

Phee... Stay the Phuck out of her life.... You don't even have kids, so how the phuck do you think you can get off insulting things that you know nothing about? You don't know me... you don't know her (evidently) So back the phuck off you evil self rightous prick before I get.... upset.

December 19, 2005

...And no Phee you cannot talk to her that way...

December 20, 2005

And Phee, on top of everything you just call me after not talking to me since you told me about your engagement, then all you do is ask for other people's numbers and tell me how you are going to go make 'mad, passionate love' to your fiance.

I don't understand you! How can you be so bloody fucking inconsiderate! You think just because I try to act as though I'm okay with this that I really am?? I'm just trying not to come off as a total bitch because I want to TRY and be friends with you still. You are such an inconsiderate BASTARD, you know that?

December 20, 2005

Phee my butthole hurts, you never even look me in the eyes any more and you could at least take me to dinner once in a while. You suck and I hate you....

call me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LMAO...

December 20, 2005

nevermind

December 21, 2005

Phee my butthole hurts, you never even look me in the eyes any more and you could at least take me to dinner once in a while. You suck and I hate you....

call me.

I told you that I would hurt you... you didn't listen... if you love me you will let me go...

December 22, 2005

Dammit, Phee! I have to poop and it's all YOUR fault!

December 23, 2005

"Goddamnit Phee!!! You are such a prick, and don't treat me right, I am so glad I dumped you, and your stupid ass friends, I know the sex was amazing but you are just such a bad person... Fuck you Phee!!!"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is exactly what I think of when I think of Phee, except the amazing sex bit.

I never thought sex with you was amazing, Phee.

Thanks for dinner tonight. Now I'm gonna go have nightmares about man-sized leeches.

December 23, 2005

hmmm leeches

February 16, 2006

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO FUCK YOURSELF FUCK OFF

YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF FUCK