another funny

[Head Wreck]

A golden-haired beauty down in the Florida glades is walking past a shoe shop when she spies a gorgeous pair of hand-made alligator pumps. She goes inside and asks the owner for the price.

"$2000, ma'am" smiles the old gent.

"What!? I would never pay that much for a pair of shoes!" screeched the blonde. "I'll just go catch me my own alligator!" With that she stormed out of the shop and down the street.

Several hours later, the elderly shopkeeper closed up, and left for home. Just outside of town, he came upon the same woman standing out in a swamp in hip-waders, double-barreled shotgun in hand. He stopped in shock as he watched a very large gator swimming up behind the blonde.

Just before the lizard reached her, the honey-haired huntress whirled around and BOOM! BOOM! emptied both barrels into the hapless beast. She then slung the gun and grabbed the deceased reptile by its tail and started toward the bank.

Looking down, the septuagenarian shopkeeper noticed three other huge gators laid out side by side. Astonished, he watched her toss the latest trophy next to the others. Just as he was about to congratulate her, she stomped her rubber-clad foot and burst into tears.

"Dammit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

[ManicQueen]

Dumb blondes *lol*

[Ginevra]

I dislike posts that say nothing more than rofl but . . . . ROFL!

[Homicidalheathen]

:cheerful

[DarkVampire]

Dumb blondes