Hellion Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 :devil When it comes to keeping thy self clean,there are some who may have this problem. It's called SMEGMA and that is just fuckin nasty. Besides the slang words for it that I have to admit are very funny. Considering I am a clean freak, I guess it can go along with toejam, lip scum, and armpit crud. There are just certain people in life that do not know what soap and water is. So share your horror stories, PS actually don't.
paradox Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 SMEEEEEGGGGGHEEEEEEEAADDDD!!!!!! see if anyone gets that...
Homicidalheathen Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 My kid works at Taco bell. Well this homeless lady came in. She actually had dried barf on her clothes. She smelled so bad she was scaring away the customers but no one, including my daughters boss had the guts to go out and ask her to leave. So she wandered around, barefoot.....(it is cold as f*ck out!) this was a week ago.......for a bit. Then she went over to the pop machine and helped herself. No one even bothered to stop her she smelled so bad they just let her do her thing, and then she left.
ManicQueen Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 I deal with a lot of really nasty fucks out there that don't bathe. These people have dried shit, piss, puke, body bugs.. you name it they have it. But I have to do my job and try and treat them like human beings even though I just wanna barf all over them. Sometimes I'll be a smart ass and mention to them the importance of batheing =) My room mate doesn't bathe. No matter how many time I flip out on this piece of shit, he doesnt get it. He might take a shower once a month. He doesn't brush his teeth. He maybe changes his socks every other week... no lie! He's nasty as hell and there's nothing I can do about it at the moment because he's my b/f's best friend.
Ginevra Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 My room mate doesn't bathe. No matter how many time I flip out on this piece of shit, he doesnt get it. He might take a shower once a month. He doesn't brush his teeth. He maybe changes his socks every other week... no lie! He's nasty as hell and there's nothing I can do about it at the moment because he's my b/f's best friend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps the lack of hygiene could be couched in terms . . .oh I dunno, bathe or I'm gunna cut your bits off? I dunno. Maybe an explanation of how it's not healthy for your little one would help?
Homicidalheathen Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I would just spray some Febreeze or Lysol spray when ever he walks by, he'll get the hint! I deal with a lot of really nasty fucks out there that don't bathe. These people have dried shit, piss, puke, body bugs.. you name it they have it. But I have to do my job and try and treat them like human beings even though I just wanna barf all over them. Sometimes I'll be a smart ass and mention to them the importance of batheing =) My room mate doesn't bathe. No matter how many time I flip out on this piece of shit, he doesnt get it. He might take a shower once a month. He doesn't brush his teeth. He maybe changes his socks every other week... no lie! He's nasty as hell and there's nothing I can do about it at the moment because he's my b/f's best friend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ginevra Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 We had a guy at my vocational school that was like this, though. Nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, very shy, fairly smart. . . . but he (nor his family) never bathed. Now that I think about it, I wonder if they even had running water where he lived. Not unheard of from the area I was from at that time . . . . anyways . . . . . The school grounds had a pond on it. One warm summer day, some of the football guys got together and took this poor guy down to the pond and in he went, clothes and all, soaped up and dunked to remove the soap. He never came to school stinky again.
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