~funny quotes of dgn~

[paradox]

OH there is a kinky at the muppet house.  I had no idea what that song was about.  That Jim Henson....what a furry lovin perv.

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[saechalyn]

at least Spook let me maul him for a while...thanks honey!

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:laughing

[saechalyn]

No trust me, it was Jon. I had to have a paternity test done when I ended up pregnant. Luckily I had stolen his wallet while we we're making out, else I wouldn't have been able to pay for it.

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[LuluVox]

I'm threadjacking your threadjacking of Ted's not leaving DGN thread to say I'm moving two steps to the left but I'll still be here. More news reports wether they matter of not. 

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[LuluVox]

I came back just to say I'm still gone.

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=D

[torn asunder]

Yeah...it hurts to work it but man, take serious advantage of that PT! It's awesome and they'll likely make you sweat like a whore in church!

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[saechalyn]

Yes, those plans can suck it.

Not literally of course, or else I'll have to start handing out punches.

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[JaneDead]

If I could I'd probably have wireless access jacked right into my brain.  :laughing

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[Head Wreck]

Of course, that makes her friend a sicko who is into beastiality.  Why?  Because I made a page on myspace for my pet rat wendel.  Wendel is the one who got that message.   

www.myspace.com/wendeltherat

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[Guest Megalicious]

Make love to me, my little tubesteak of doom!!!!

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Fucking bren :laughing

[kellygrrrrrl]

You said "lobe"

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you said "said"

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I went home and told this to my husband who even LOL-ed :laughing

[LuluVox]

This was good enough that I had to quote the entire post.

my thoughts allways go to one inperticular.  cant help window shopping, doesnt mean were liable to sample the goods.

think of it like me and my car, i may ocasionaly fantasise about Ms Mazda Cosmo or Mistress XJC V12, but i just love my crappy little chavmobile, it never breaks down, quick enough and good on fuel tax and insurance.

no matter how much that harlot  Mitsubishi Galant sals her wares so cheaply :whistling ( 98 model, dark green 2 litre, leather trim and british racing green in my hometown for £1900...  get the behind me, whore of babylon!)

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[JaneDead]

And who doesn't want a self-cleaning pussy??

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[Brenda Starrr]

Oh man! I made a new funny!

[Head Wreck]

and me... suprised anyone notices what i rant about nowerdays.

good to see the novelty of His Hideousness hasnt worn of yet :D

[saechalyn]

I hear that I'm sexier after wine. When someone ELSE has had some.....

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[Brenda Starrr]

I was serious.

[saechalyn]

I was serious.

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It still made me giggle!

[Brenda Starrr]

Did you see the heinous pic that I put a link to in the Favorite Pics of You thread????

I'm going to kill my friend. Wayne's is right below mine. His is cute.

[saechalyn]

Did you see the heinous pic that I put a link to in the Favorite Pics of You thread????

I'm going to kill my friend. Wayne's is right below mine. His is cute.

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I did! Heehee...you're still hot Brenda!

[Brenda Starrr]

Still gonna kill him. I look like Jim Beam slapped me upside my head.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Still gonna kill him. I look like Jim Beam slapped me upside my head.

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I HAVE to c that...where is it?!

[saechalyn]

Elvira in my opinion was just a pare of boobs. Something that guys could wack it off to in the 80's because there was no myspace.

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:laughing

[JaneDead]

but remember. i dont quite like phones that much but thier a necessity evil and usefull for boiling water

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[Hellion]

:laughing "To Pease,Or Not To Pease,Dat is da Question"