~funny quotes of dgn~

[Head Wreck]

gpd i must have been drunker than i am now with that grammar

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah, Chris.....

What was that?

[saechalyn]

Hahaha, your friend is named after a felony.

That's all.

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Actually Brenda there was something I wanted to ask you.  I am sort of shy about these things but, well, ok here goes:  I am looking for somebody to smack my ass while I urinate on a dog.  And well, Brenda, I was sort of wondering if you were interested in asking Wayne if he would like to do it.  ?????

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That really WAS funny, despite the fact that Wayne wouldn't think so.

[JaneDead]

I'm 28 so I must have no idea what you are talking about, besides I hate all you old people anyway. I'm always tripping over your walkers and oxygen tanks. Also any time I try and get a drink I'm hit by a cane followed by some gibberish about staying off the lawn.

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[mallochai]

Your the french toast and im the syrup baby!

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BWAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha!

[Head Wreck]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH....GOD....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:blink

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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classic brenda moments here on DGN

[torn asunder]

THREADJACKED!

:woot: :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

classic brenda moments here on DGN

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I was SO serious!

:woot:  :laughing 

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THAT was funny!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

k :confused I feel like im out of the loop... =(

[n0Mad]

k :confused I feel like im out of the loop... =(

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Don't worry, it's only the Fruit Loop. Just follow your nose ...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Don't worry, it's only the Fruit Loop.  Just follow your nose ...

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Mmmmmmmmmmm fruit loops...have u ever had fruit loops and mt dew?!

[n0Mad]

Mmmmmmmmmmm fruit loops...have u ever had fruit loops and mt dew?!

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If you mean seperately during the same meal, yes. If you mean together in one bowl, no.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

If you mean seperately during the same meal, yes.  If you mean together in one bowl, no.

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You MUST try them together in a bowl!!...its like mixing in pixi stix in a bottle of mountain dew...they go together!!!

[JaneDead]

I am feeling... well... wooly... as in the wool covering of this chair is poking through my pants and making my butt itch.

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[Guest Megalicious]

Oh Snap?

Is that how you start all your wraps?

just like Clark Kent

your someone who needs to get bent

bringing up phee

are you trying to impress me?

I'll take your golden shower

and still smell like a flower

all your attempts to rhyme

are just wasting my time

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:laughing

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

:laughing

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HAHAHAHA...that's GREAT!!!

[JaneDead]

pff... yeah dude!  ask away!  I'm full of answers.  But somewhere down there in the tiny tiny print is a disclaimer... something about how everything i say is seventy eight percent bullshit, and forty five percent coffee beans.

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[saechalyn]

I'm telling coffee you're having thoughts about another beverage!!

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:laughing

[JaneDead]

I think "boobs" is my favorite word for boobs.

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[Homicidalheathen]

I once had a guy at a bar tell me I looked so good he wanted to spread me on a cracker and eat me. It was such a ballsy line I agreed to a date.

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:blink

[Head Wreck]

How many ADD kids does it take to crew in a light bulb??

WANNA GO RIDE BIKES?!

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oh the memories this brought back :grin

[Homicidalheathen]

I like sugar. It looks like salt, and that makes me think of poop.

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[JaneDead]

:grin

C'mon Brenda --- might as well jump!

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[n0Mad]

This whole friggin post was hilarious but too long to paste over here, so just follow this link.