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QUOTE(LuthienTheFallen @ Feb 1 2005, 09:15 PM)

what ?!?nothing compares to the dew, dude

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Yay, I finally made it to the list!!!

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As far as I am concernd only three people should be unnaturaly blond

Billy Idol. James Masters and Vater Araignee. when I see A blond I think of blond jokes.

I'm proof that Blonds think the world revolves around them but then again I'm proof that perfection isn't.*WEG*

excuse me I gotta go to the bathroom my eyes just turned brown.

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A bowl of miso soup.  (yeah, world peace would be nice, but my sinus infection has shortened my perspective a bit)

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The problem is that not enough Liberals know when to shut up. Just because you can speak, doesn't mean you should speak.

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Chicka chicka swee swee der ladie... heh.

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my daughter is often called "plumber" casue she has a J-lo booty and her crack is allways showing not matter the size or style i get her...... i can just imagine a 7 year getting a $50 ticket for showing her Barbie panties...........

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look ^ i said sumtin funny :woot: :grin:

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$1,559,548.00

Thats wrong the best offer I ever got was 12 years ago$200.00 1 1/2 oz of weed and a case I turnd it down 'cause I don't swing that way.

And I'm quite certin that my blue book value has gone down.

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well, good cuz now you can't be in our club!!  :tongue:

wait....  :ermm:

aww, fuck!  :doh:

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LMAO at that one!

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Wow you find 10% of what I have to say as funny.

Carfull if the percentage goes higher than that, my allready over inflated ego may cause my head to explode.

come to think of it I should post some noncence to keep that from happening!

thanks

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I think that would be another one Vat!

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...Every thing around me smells horrid! Did the world allways smell so bad?

I can't even convince myself to start back smoking to cover up the smell 'cause everyone around me that smokes smells like the are exhailing clouds of dried piss. This sucks I feel like I need to jamb some rubber plugs up my nose and glue them in.

Oh the horror. The horror

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Dude!!!  Look at you....all dressed up.....whoring on the girlies!!!!!

I haven't seen you in forever!

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You haven't seen me apparently, due to my "whoring" ways! Thanks for the great laugh GothMom. XOXO

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LOL :grin:

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Fred Durst porn?!

I think I just threw up in my mouth

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not a "quote" but a sig-

Goth. The "other" white meat.

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hehe

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Goth isn't necessarily always "The other white meat." I've seen it in dark varieties too...just not often!

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When most people think of goth, they see the white face makeup.....

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Well since i will be working and i have worked many st pattys day in the past i must say i like them alot......$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$............

:clover: Its a green holiday for people to come in drink green beers and give me green cash :clover:

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conga rats and goo duck!

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"Oh, its time for the CC sucks argument again".

So now, in spirit of this time-honored tradition, I now await for Phee to suggest that the music format there include polka.

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