~funny quotes of dgn~

[JaneDead]

if you could hae a different name what would it be?

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...EXANDER THE UNDESTROYABLE EATER OF WORLDS....

Or maybe Bob?

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[JaneDead]

According to Schoolhouse Rock, 3 is the magic number. Yes it is.

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[Brenda Starrr]

Woo hoo! I'm funny!

"Bout friggin' time.....

[JaneDead]

about time? i am quite certain i have quoted you here several times. you are quite the funny lady.

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you. I wonder why Wayne doesn't think I'm funny?

[phee]

Too filled with lust for you?

[Brenda Starrr]

You would think that it would make me even funnier.

[Vater Araignee]

Perhaps the food and sex should not mix... let's just keep it at "pie phee is responsible for"

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[Reaper]

Now heres a very worthy thread : Too bad we didn't have access to the old boards for there would probably be a lot more material for usage. And for once, maybe not toilet usage.

[paradox]

I think he's holding out on us. His text says no....but his flannel says "I can rock".

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[soothsayer]

hey I made it too the funny quote hall of fame. And I thought my genius humor was going un noticed.

[Brenda Starrr]

See? Dreams really do come true here on DGN!

[JaneDead]

Worrying about my little Fletcher, who got neutered yesterday. I hated to do it - he is an undersized orange tabby, and had perfect, cute little fuzzy peach balls. If it weren't for impregnable females in the house, I would have let him keep 'em.

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[Vater Araignee]

Maybe it's 350lbs of muscle and 50lbs manmeat.

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can you say "dwarf with a rail spliter"?

[paradox]

They remind me of square staters.

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[soothsayer]

See? Dreams really do come true here on DGN!

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And few nightmares too. :laughing:

[soothsayer]

paradox, your not a chick. What are you doing in here?? 

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i can dress up like one...

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ive done it before... 

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:laughing:

[Marblez]

Thanks for reminding me to get a new vibe before my vagina catches fire.

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[shortpaleanddead]

Whatever.  Women know I'm a frickin' love machine in the sack.  Short battery life, sure, but what a fun, five-minute ride!  I mean, heck, most roller coaster rides aren't even half that long.

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[JaneDead]

My name is Marblez and I am a DGN Addict.

The problem has reached such magnitude that I don't even use my real name anymore. I introduce myself on the street and in the clubs as "Marblez from DetroitGothic.net".

I think I need a sponsor.

What exactly do sponsors do?  They donate money for internet access, right?

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[JaneDead]

Whatever.  Women know I'm a frickin' love machine in the sack.  Short battery life, sure, but what a fun, five-minute ride!  I mean, heck, most roller coaster rides aren't even half that long.

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[Jarodaka]

JarodakaMister: worth quoting twice.

[JaneDead]

Also theres a secret Pimp Factor© that may be added to the calculation but its formula is kept secret for now.

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[LadyWindstone]

ok now I have to work on being funny!!!!!!!!1

[JaneDead]

When I was younger and struggling with the thought of writing a novel, I thought up this epitaph:

"Here lies _______,

a frustrated writer

whose most-read work

is this gravestone."

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