~funny quotes of dgn~

[paradox]

I don't plan on getting pregnant.

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:laughing

i hope not... :blink

[Marblez]

I'm #1. I need help.

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[phee]

Good question. I don't make the rules, I just sleep and wake up.

courtesy of Lulu

[soothsayer]

Australia... (good one)

If you were a crack whore living just outside of Fort Worth Tx, and you just watched a car accident involving a Gatorade truck and a wheelchair supply company delivery van, what would your favorite Starwars character be?

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:laughing :laughing :laughing

[TomCat]

Never waste $18 on a 12" rubber penis if you don't know for sure that it's solid.

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Brenda, the following advice to you, as brought to you by MasterCharge:

Cover charge to a pick up bar: $5

Average bar tab for a hot single woman: $5 (men will buy you drinks)

Getting a man to take you home and give you at least 6 good inches (on average), twice (lso an average): Priceless.

I could'e saved you $8 & shipping costs...LOL

[Brenda Starrr]

I could'e saved you $8 & shipping costs...LOL

I just don't think that Wayne would want to "use you on me", if you know what I mean.

[Daevion]

Brenda, the following advice to you, as brought to you by MasterCharge:

Cover charge to a pick up bar:  $5

Average bar tab for a hot single woman: $5 (men will buy you drinks)

Getting a man to take you home and give you at least 6 good inches (on average), twice (lso an average):  Priceless.

I could'e saved you $8 & shipping costs...LOL

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LMAO!!!

[Jarodaka]

i know people who have 2 dollar bills. but i can't tell you who they are or why they have them or where they keep them. i have already told you too much as it is.

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[soothsayer]

Yeah it might be a refreshing little break from the big arenas that I will be playing at the time

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=)

[soothsayer]

In: Dating: BrendaStarrr69

It almost sounds like there's a list of people who know what it's like to date me. God help them.

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If I didn't know what it was she was talking about, I'd get the wrong idea about her.

[paradox]

Your butthole isn't puckering, is it?

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lollolllolol

[JaneDead]

I don't take anything too seriously! You're speaking to a man with a My Little Pony avatar!

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[Brenda Starrr]

don't forget your party boobs m.manson

Courtesy of Dynomiiiiite

[soothsayer]

Someone's have their minds fixed on men with breasts. :blink

[JaneDead]

yeah it is. sierra mist is the shizzle my nizzle!! lol :woot:

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actually, sierra mist is the fizzle

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[SomeDanGuy]

131. "Pikachu, I choose you!" (at orgasm)

[Marblez]

i have a woody, anything will look SWEET on my bad ass ride.

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[soothsayer]

Dan, I feel your pain. I am so white, Saltines call me Cracker...

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:laughing

[JaneDead]

haha i missed that one ^

[JaneDead]

2 and a half weeks!  yay for me!  I have the lasting power of a FOX sitcom.

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[JaneDead]

question- asked by brenda-

What fictional character gets on your nerves?

answer- by tomcat-

paris hilton.

haha!

[Marblez]

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I was SOOO going to quote this one. :grin

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, you asked for chicks, so I think my penis disqualifies me

SDG is disqualified due to penile issues.

[JaneDead]

I was SOOO going to quote this one.  :grin

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which one?

[soothsayer]

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This one Dyno, that's the one Marblez was gonna quote. :grin