What Crazy Person WOULDN'T Want Candy

[Brenda Starrr]

So?

Oh yeah. This was inspired by saechalyn and the Misadventures of Candy Quackenbush.

[Rayne]

Candy smacks my ass all the time ... and more. :whistling ....

[CandyQuackenbush]

So?

Oh yeah. This was inspired by saechalyn and the Misadventures of Candy Quackenbush.

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I *heart* my Misadventures!

[Brenda Starrr]

Y'all knew I was going to do it.

[saechalyn]

Awesome! :grin

[Fierce Critter]

I can't answer any of the choices, 'cause I'm not into the whole "spanking" thing.

Had enough of that from my dad when I was a bad little girl - literally. Yeesh.

[pharoh]

I like a little smack everyonce inawhile lol

[phee]

I like a little smack everyonce inawhile lol

Smack... mmmm

Oh wait we are talking about spanking

[pharoh]

Yes Phee I got your shipment, and I will give it to you sat

[pharoh]

I wouldn't want Candy... Odims would hurt me..

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Odims is a teddy bear

[phee]

Odims is a teddy bear

yeah cuz little children like to curl up with him in bed :sleeping

[pharoh]

I said a teddy bear....NOT Michael Jackson

[Brenda Starrr]

yeah cuz little children like to curl up with him in bed :sleeping

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EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Msterbeau]

I vote yes. As long as Nickie is in on it too... ;-)

[Homicidalheathen]

I can think of a few. Like Blackmail, and Steven.....who else is touchy about touchy at CC.....oh yah Fierce and her man had some problem with someone touching him I heard.

I guess just the guys in a closed relationship....probably Mark now that he has a hottie.

Oh and there are gay guys on here who don't post much anymore but I doubt they would welcome it. Well maybe some......

[CandyQuackenbush]

yeah cuz little children like to curl up with him in bed :sleeping

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Hey! I'm finally legal! :grin

[odims_sphere]

We want little girls. We want little girls. We want little girls!

[Msterbeau]

We want little girls. We want little girls. We want little girls!

I hate to point this out... but Candy is bigger then you are. :fear

[odims_sphere]

I hate to point this out... but Candy is bigger then you are.    :fear

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Only in her boots. She CLAIMS to be a half inch taller then me but there has been no evidence to support that claim

[Rayne]

Only in her boots. She CLAIMS to be a half inch taller then me but there has been no evidence to support that claim

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... It seems everyone but Unchaste is taller than me.

Phee is taller than me.

Odims is taller than me.

Candy is taller than me ... especially in her boots.

Froyn is taller than me (although not by much).

Pharoh is taller than me.

Marc and I are about the same height ....

Shit ... I'm short.

[phee]

We want little girls. We want little girls. We want little girls!

I feel like I am at the haunted barn again

[Msterbeau]

I feel like I am at the haunted barn again

I thought of the Oingo Boingo song "Little Girls". :whistling

I love little girls they make me feel so good

I love little girls they make me feel so bad

When they're around they make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror

They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions

They don't want to scold me

They don't look for answers

They just want to hold me

Isn't this fun

Isn't this what life's all about

Isn't this a dream come true

Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations

They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take

Uh oh it's a mistake

Uh oh I'm in trouble

Uh oh the little girl was just too little

Too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about

Isn't this a dream come true

Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say

And I don't care what people think

And I don't care how we look walking down the street

[Msterbeau]

Only in her boots. She CLAIMS to be a half inch taller then me but there has been no evidence to support that claim

Perhaps... But she has more "visual size". Add up the hair/yarn extensions, the boots and the prideful manner in which she displays her (ample) busom... and you seem somewhat smaller. :laughing :whistling

[CandyQuackenbush]

Only in her boots. She CLAIMS to be a half inch taller then me but there has been no evidence to support that claim

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Honey, I am taller than you. Do we need to bust out the measuring tape? Not in that naughty way.

The Army said I am 5'6.5"

[odims_sphere]

Honey, I am taller than you. Do we need to bust out the measuring tape? Not in that naughty way.

The Army said I am 5'6.5"

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Army doesn't do decimals in height. I've been measured MANY more times, and had to do it, as well as supervise it. They don't do decimals in height, the calculations can't account for it.

The medics may have done that to make you feel better.