If MySpace were reality...

[soothsayer]

You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.

19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls would not own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

The phrases "Yo," "your hawt," or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.

Every woman from the o.c. would have a boobjob.

Every man from the o.c. would have sleeves.

You would look your very best at all times.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone

Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.

You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

Conversations would sound like this "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.

At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven't called you in, like, four days.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog!

[Homicidalheathen]

It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.

Tee hee! :blushing

[phee]

This is very funny OMG... sooth did you make this up?

[Msterbeau]

You leave my dog outta this, dammit!!!!

:laughing

[Rayne]

:blink ... that would be a site ... I have a pitbull. lol.

[Brenda Starrr]

No, sooth didn't make this up. I've seen it as a bulletin over the last few months from some of my Baltimore friends.

[soothsayer]

Yup, I didn't make this up. I like sharing funny things I find. I would post a disclaimer but as happened in the past -- everyone seems to miss those and ask me anyway.

[Brenda Starrr]

That's because people can't read.

[paradox]

the best part of it would be that i wouldnt exist! :grin

[Mikielikesit]

the best part of it would be that i wouldnt exist! :grin

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What kind of world would it be without PARADOX....we could not go on

[phee]

What kind of world would it be without PARADOX....we could not go on

It's like the world could not go on... but he is not in it.... yet it exists..... but it cannot exist without him... what a Paradox

[soothsayer]

What kind of world would it be without PARADOX....we could not go on

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

A world without Paradox would cause a tear in the space time continuum and the whole or a portion of physical reality determinable by a usually four-dimensional coordinate system will fail, this effect would be far greater than any of us can imagine. Or, maybe it will just be business as usual. :fear

[Crazed Vampyress]

I wanted to say something witty abouthow funny that is but i can barely make out the keyboard thru these tears.... LMFAO