Top Ten Signs ...

[soothsayer]

...Your Neighbor Is A Vampire.

10. Once a week a Domino's guy enters, and doesn't leave

9. Claims his back never felt better since switching to Sealy Posturepedic coffin

8. Always seems sad when you wear a turtleneck

7. You see him getting staked in the crotch on Transylvania's Funniest Home Videos

6. He's lived in that house since 1783

5. Opens can of Hawaiian Punch with his teeth

4. When you bring up the 200 bucks he owes you, he turns into a bat and flies away

3. Comes home from Sam's Club with a picnic-sized container of human blood

2. Well, there's the "Vampires Do It Upside Down" bumper sticker

1. He's pale and creepy, but he ain't Michael Jackson

[Homicidalheathen]

4. When you bring up the 200 bucks he owes you, he turns into a bat and flies away

Then half my freinds are vamps.

[Crazed Vampyress]

wonderful!

[honeymustard02]

You have this problem too huh :doh

4. When you bring up the 200 bucks he owes you, he turns into a bat and flies away

Then half my freinds are vamps.

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[Vater Araignee]

Ragno resents 10 and 4

Only Cottage Inn will do.

And he just makes me take over and I run away.

[BlackcaT840]

Interesting. I didnt know that there was a list for such things. . .