HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLACKMAIL!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

I hope it's the best birthday ever and that you have all you want.

[Vater Araignee]

Fo Shizzel 'm nizzel.

[Msterbeau]

Fuck you... er... wrong person.

Happy B-day Ted. :D

[bean]

happy day

[Lilith]

[saechalyn]

Happy birthday!!

[phee]

Have a Pious day

[Blackmail]

thanks!

msmaldoror bought me cake and ice cream and we ate it at midnight, she also got me 2 hard to find OMD cd's, as you know OMD are the greatest band of all time as evidenced by their inclusion on the Pretty in Pink soundtrack back in 1986. By the way, OMD recently got back together and are putting out a new cd.

which reminds me, my birthday got off to a good start because the first thing that was on when I turned on the tv last night was Depeche Mode's 'Precious' video.

Everyday I get a little older which is cool because that means I'm another day closer to getting the Xbox 360. I'm another day closer to getting more pizza. I'm 31 but I think about it in terms of videogames. For example, when I was 8 years old I played some sweet videogames like pac-man and asteroids. When I was 15 the games were even sweeter like Sonic and Lakers vs Celtics and the NBA playoffs. They were even sweeter when I was 26 when the dreamcast and playstation 2 came out, I never thought I would see the day where I could have sex with a prostitute and then kill her, run people over with my car and shoot rocket launchers at the police!!!!!!! That game rocked! So I am 31 and I bet the xbox360 games are the coolest games ever.

I can't wait until I am 75 because the XBOXsuperchip 2050 will be the greatest thing ever. When I am 150 years old I will be eating pizza, killing prostitutes and playing the playstation 40 up in heaven you bitches!

oh, uh.....thanks again.

off like a dirty shirt,

t

[ManicQueen]

[The_Dark]

Have a happy one

[Blackmail]

by the way, here is what I want:

xbox 360

dell laptop

dell mp3 player

the matrix: the path of neo pc cd

the matrix trilogy dvd box set

dark city dvd

gift certificate to ebgames

kenneth cole shoes

sprint pcs multimedia phone

godzilla vs mothra dvd

omd: liberator cd

omd: junk culture cd

omd: crush cd

apoptygma berzerk: 7 cd

covenant: northern lights cd

so get together and decide who is buying what, hurry - there are only 11 hours left in my birthday.

[Rayne]

Happy Birthday Ted!

[Homicidalheathen]

Enjoy your day in the center of the universe. :cheerful

[JaneDead]

happy day ted!!!

[Fierce Critter]

Awww, Ted. I didn't know. You should have told me yesterday when I was at your apartment, checking out your equipment.

Recording equipment that I was buying, with my husband in attendance. :grin

Anyhow...

May your day be filled with satire, wit, absurdity & fish.

[JaneDead]

May your day be filled with satire, wit, absurdity & fish.

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that made me think of irc when people would slap you with fish ... never mind if you don't know what i am talking about =)

[Fierce Critter]

[Wounds Within]

Happy birthday man.

[Kiss The Midget]

happy b-day

[Guest Megalicious]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::hugs:::

[Steven]

for your birthday I'm going to let you buy me a burritto......

happy birthday brutha. your a good man.

[SanctumNocturna]

DIS BIRFDAY GOO YA?!

[Fierce Critter]

How could I forget to add...

[Daevion]

Happy Birthday!!!!! U rawk!!!

[Mikielikesit]

Happy day of your Hatching