"Put the donut down!"

[Jarodaka]

Story here.

Ever go there, Spacin?

[Brenda Starrr]

omg........

I want a doughnut.

[fallennon]

LMFAO that the police didn't want any free doughnuts...

[Troy Spiral (13)]

i always keep a dozen in the back seat of my car in case i get pulled over to help negotiate my tickets. Slippin a nice glazed kruler under your licence & registration seems to work wonders.

[Soulrev]

I always wanted to buy an old Krispy Kreme delivery truck just so I could get away with speeding.. Hell, the cops might even clear the route for me, "gotta deliver them donuts!"

[Soulrev]

oh and apparently cops don't care when you tell them you make donuts for a living (this really happened to me when I was working at a bakery as the donut-guy)

Lol