Hellion Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 :devil Everytime me and my brother went to my dads place when we were kids on the weekends.We accidently found the one cabinet drawer that he kept all his Playboy and Hustler magazines in,He never knew about it and to this day he still does'nt.We told our mother about it a couple of years ago,and she actually thought it was funny.How many of you have done a little snooping around the house when you were a kid and the folks wer'nt home?
kellygrrrrrl Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I/We would look at porno's and smut when no one was watching.....oh yes... started at the ago of 12 or so....i think
Aralis Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 My Dad collected Playboys. He had started at 16 so you can imagine how many we had laying around in our basement in boxes. I also remember finding porn playing cards and erotic story books. Guess my Dad was a perv...lol...now I know where I get it from.
Head Wreck Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 aye... 1970's bondage mags... you didnt hear that off me
The_Dark Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I didn't have to sneak. My Dad and step Dad both bought them for me starting at age 13.
torn asunder Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I didn't have to sneak. My Dad and step Dad both bought them for me starting at age 13. nothing personal, but... you suck!! :doh :grin
The_Dark Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 At times... and only on nipples, necks, inner thighs, various parts of the human vagina... hrmmm yeah.. I suck alot.
JaneDead Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 i think the first time i looked at one it scared me more than anything. i was probably pretty little and i think it must have been hustler.
kellygrrrrrl Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 I might add....I did get caught. Got caught with probably the dirtiest mag of them all too.....by my step mom.... boy that was embarrassing.... :doh she also made sure to let me know that she found them in front of her sister, my brother's, my dad, my friends that were over....yeah....embarrassing.... :doh got grounded for like 2 months for that too. AND my dad thought I was a lezbian....and questioned me on that for years..... later he read my diary with stories and fantasies...which also made him think I was gay..... I had a very embarrassing growing up with sex and the like... I moved out at 17.
ManicQueen Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 I/We would look at porno's and smut when no one was watching.....oh yes...started at the ago of 12 or so....i think <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no.. my daughter is 12 *Yikes* That's kinda freaky now that I'm a mom and have kids. Thank god I don't have any dirty mags in the house.
Hellion Posted March 14, 2006 Author Posted March 14, 2006 :devil I have to admit the comics in Hustler were funny. :laughing
DarkVampire Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 My neighbor had some in the barn. It wasn't there's, it belonged to the previous resident there. They were good little christians so I doubt it belonged to them.
kellygrrrrrl Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Oh no.. my daughter is 12 *Yikes* That's kinda freaky now that I'm a mom and have kids. Thank god I don't have any dirty mags in the house. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It wasn't at home where "We" found mags, and porn...it was at friends houses, and where we would babysit....
The Void Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 yea, my dad pretty much kept his Playboy mags in plain site. I don't think he figured his daughter would be interested so.... But...I was and I looked at them all. Geez, I remember Pam Anderson's first cover, and Anna Nicole when she first posed. Sheesh.
JaneDead Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 Oh no.. my daughter is 12 *Yikes* That's kinda freaky now that I'm a mom and have kids. Thank god I don't have any dirty mags in the house. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you don't need to have them in your house - like was mentioned it will be found in other people's houses and on the internet now
Mikielikesit Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 yeppers I snooped around my house and other people houses for porn and found it .........there was this particular friend of my fathers who my dad drank with almost every weekend so i went with my dad over there and the guy had hardcore fuck books from sweden (this was back in the early 70's) and he had bunches of them so i helped myself to them boy those were the days ....hehehehehe
DarkChylde Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 Gawd, those remind me of the days when I was a small kid between 1st and 3rd grade in elementary. My dad had a HUGE collection of porn mostly in his dresser and some in the bathroom, he had all kinds though like playboy, penthouse and even alot of the hardcore fucking ones too. When I reached 3rd grade I started sneaking some of his collection to skewl and showed them off ta the other kids in the cafeteria before class's started. We were all laughing&giggling at the nudie pages until one of the teachers caught me in the act. I was sent to the principals office and he called my father, got detention for 3 days by myself in the gym and boy was my father extremely pissed and embarrased, I got the bad punishment when I got home. He didnt bother showing up at the skewl to re-claim his magz and tried staying away at possible since.
paradox Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 who didnt? my old man is an ex-biker, so it was Easy Rider mags for me and my brothers. :laughing in retrospect, that explains alot of things... :fear
Mickmick Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 oh yeah, the books and i remember getting into the toys before i was old enough to realize what they were for, man was my mom embarassed when the neighbors called to tell her i had her dildo outside chasing the other kids with it and hitting them! :innocent
Head Wreck Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 theres a guy on team wannabe who if is traveling in your car will have a route around your glove compartment for porn. its habit with him
Xarlixal Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 me and my brothers used to get into my old mans stuff. i tell ya, there is stuff from back in the 70's in there man.
Pandora Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Yep found dad's playboys and penthouse mags behind the wine-making supplies in the basement when I was about 11 or 12. Didn't turn me on so to speak, but I thought the women were very pretty.
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