What AREN'T you doing right now?

[bean]

We all do it, or most of us do, anyway. We're on here, the lovely DGN, when we are supposed to be doing something else, like, oh I don't know, WORK, or in my case, sleeping.

So, what are you NOT DOING right now (or what are you supposed to be doing)?

I'm telling on all of you!!

[phee]

Masturbating

[pharoh]

Taking over the world

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'm not looking at porn

[phee]

I am not thinking about purple hair

[Msterbeau]

I'm not eating lunch.

[bean]

I am not trying to avoid conflict.

[pharoh]

I am not sleeping

[bean]

I am not not thinking dirty thoughts.

[JaneDead]

i'm not cleaning my kitchen

[phee]

I am not eating a child

[CandyQuackenbush]

I am not werking.

I am not helping my mom with a heavy object.

I am not seeing my Odims for awhile.

[pharoh]

I am not clubbing baby seals

[n0Mad]

I should be doing my tax paperwork, but I'm not.

[The_Dark]

As much as I want to be... I'm not taking a nap.

[CandyQuackenbush]

Not running naked down a bleak alley.

[JaneDead]

i'm not enjoying the nice weather because i have been too sick to even care that it is nice outside.

so when it goes back to being 20 degrees this week, you will know i am probably better.

[n0Mad]

I'm not having sex right now. I wish I was though.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I am not feeling very attractive today.

[pharoh]

I am not feeling irritable

[kellygrrrrrl]

Not feeling like my happy go lucky bouncy goofy self today

In fact I feel down right not loved, and not appreciated by a friend who I think has been using me and I just now caught on after like months and months =(

[n0Mad]

Candy - You're hot!

Kelly - You're loved!

There. Group hug, and my job here is done.

I'm not showering right now, but will be in a few minutes.

[Mickmick]

Homework, i am NOT doing my homework. I'll be up til three in the morning again

[CandyQuackenbush]

"I'm not not licking toads."

[Draco1958]

Candy - You're hot!

Kelly - You're loved!

There.  Group hug, and my job here is done.

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I agree.

Also I am not enlarging Bean's avatar so I can see those beautiful breasts and wank off on them....LOL

Gee, I'm so not in a naughty mood today.