Vas Deferens

[The_Dark]

So, I took the boys sledding a few weeks ago. We had a great time. On one of my many trips down the hill.. I found a small bump with my testicals... not a bad bump... just enough to remind me how much getting hit in the sack sucks. Honestly, it wasn't that bad a hit. I went down the hill two or three more times. I thought it was done.

I was wrong.

Since that day it has felt like.. well... it feels like about 5 seconds after a hit to the balls. Constantly. All Day, Every Day.

So, I went to the doctor... according to her I have bruised my Vas Deferens and Epididymis. I thought I knew my body. My first question to the Doc was "What the hell are the Vas Deferens and Epididymis?" turns out the Epididymis is the tube that sperms travels down to leave the testicals. The Epididymis become Vas Deferens where they detach from the testical and that takes the sperm out of the scotum and stores it inside the body.

Now.. the bruising has caused a mild infection... Did I mention it feels like someone just kicked me in the nuts? God damn this hurts...

Edited to reflect my research on these body parts and what they do.

[Msterbeau]

I'm just finishing up recovery from suregry for a hernia. I'm pretty sure I have a clue who you're feeling. Not exactly the same location... but damn close. They give ya antibiotics to cure the infection?

[The_Dark]

Yes, but damnit.. they dont work instantly.

[soothsayer]

Did I mention it feels like someone just kicked me in the nuts? God damn this hurts...

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I know exactly what you mean. After having three kidney stones try to exit the netheregion ten years ago I felt a constant "kicked in the sack" feeling for almost a week. My sympathies to you and a speedy recovery.

[The Void]

Sorry your sack hurts, but glad you learned something about your own anatomy from it.

More men should.

[Scary Guy]

Sorry your sack hurts, but glad you learned something about your own anatomy from it.

More men should.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's what wiki is for

OOH or this!

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

(from http://www.venturebros.com/) best show on T.V. (when it's actually on)

[kellygrrrrrl]

I am going to quietly exit this thread now...... :erm

[JaneDead]

:doh

sorry you hurt deeezzzz nuts

[torn asunder]

So, I took the boys sledding a few weeks ago.

see!? that's what happens when you take "the boys" sledding - they're not meant for that!! did your kids at least go with you!?

(i'm sorry to make light of this, but it just struck me tonight...)

[The_Dark]

Well, one more thing on the "Reasons to beat torn asunder soundly about the head and shoulders." list.

[torn asunder]

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, one more thing on the "Reasons to beat torn asunder soundly about the head and shoulders." list.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Can I watch?

[The_Dark]

Sure

[Brenda Starrr]

Can I help?

[The_Dark]

hrmmmm... Only if your topless and using a dead chicken.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, you're in luck! I just happen to be topless and I am holding a dead chicken.

[The_Dark]

I'm just going to have to have proof of that...

[Marblez]

Would like to go sledding. Shoud I wear protection to avoid damaging my vas deferens or epididymis?

But seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon. They give you anything for pain? How is sex impacted?

[Msterbeau]

Would like to go sledding. Shoud I wear protection to avoid damaging my vas deferens or epididymis?

But seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon.  They give you anything for pain? How is sex impacted?

Did you have to use the word impacted??? :doh

[Saephyr]

:confused

My dear friend.

I slipped and fell onto the edge of the bathtub as a small kid and when you wake up from that with a busted labia and bruised taint, I'm sure it's comparable.

IT'S EVIL PAIN. So can we kiss the boo-boo honey? :laughing

[The_Dark]

Actually, Sex isn't affected that much... it does affect my ability to ejaculate a bit... but thats ok. I learned a long time ago how to have an orgasm without ejaculation. Normally, during sex I have 3-6 orgasms before I ever ejaculate.

And yes.. You girls may kiss it better.. Well, as long as you can get Gorf to say it's ok.

[Saephyr]

YEY!!!!!!!!!! Now isn't everyone delighted I asked? :innocent