What kind of disease are you?

[Brenda Starrr]

What kind of disease are you?

brenda: brenda is caused by Satan.

brenda disease causes excessive cross-sex cosplaying.

Drinking a mixture of raw eggs mixed with powdered paint is a good cure for brenda.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yup, I was caused by Satan.

[Lilith]

Brian is caused by sponges.

"oh this is oing to be funny"

Brian disease causes a constant lack of clothing.

"OMG So True"

To cure Brian, bathe in the blood of your enemies.

"ewww"

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Harmony is caused by monkeys.

"ROFLMA"

Harmony disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday

"um that fits in so many ways"

The only way to cure Harmony infection is to speak backwards for the rest of your life

"um what if i dont want to be cured????"

[fallennon]

jessika is caused by monkeys.

jessika disease turns you into a slug

To cure jessika, write bad goth poetry.

[Jarodaka]

Jarod:

Jarod is caused by sponges.

Jarod disease causes a constant lack of clothing.

The only cure for Jarod is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head.

[DisturbedMania]

Brandy disease causes feet to become sharks.

Brandy is curable by singing Michal Jackson songs at the top of your lungs, forever. You can never speak again, or you will die.

[Brenda Starrr]

The only cure for Jarod is to kill a chicken and wear its skin on your head.

But, I did that, and it's still there. Now what?

[Sybil]

i am caused by sponges.. i turn people into Jedi's... to be cured ya gotts drink spring water...

[Vater Araignee]

Vater Araignee is caused by Satan.

Vater Araignee: compels those infected to call everyone and everything 'Bubba.'

The only known cure for Vater Araignee infection is to become dark lord of the sith, ala Darth Vader.

[krazykittie91584]

clara telehowski will slowly turn infected subject into a dinosaur. clara telehowski can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.

[Guest Megalicious]

An infection of MEG will cause you to become a Jedi.

To cure MEG, act like a muppet

LOL i cause ppl to become jedi's lol

[Guest Megalicious]

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[Vater Araignee]

An infection of MEG will cause you to become a Jedi.

To cure MEG, act like a muppet

LOL i cause ppl to become jedi's lol

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Jedi muppets there are. So no cure there is.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

Tracy is caused by sponges.

Tracy creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.

The only cure for Tracy is to paint everything you own a bright hot pink. This includes family members, small children, and pets.

[FarrIL]

FarrIL is caused by Satan

FarrIL creates a dire fear of cute lil' puppies in those infected by it.

To cure FarrIL, bathe in the blood of your enemies.

oO

Am I really that bad? =3

(( I forgot to copy and paste what I was caused by ;P ))

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to know why I was caused by Satan, when I'm the picture of innocence...