Random Lyrics Thread

[CandyQuackenbush]

Just remember what I said. Wake me up when I am dead.

[saechalyn]

and in my dying I'm more alive than I have ever been

[odims_sphere]

GO! Indiscriminate pain

GO! No feeling

GO! Time crawls away

GO! Wait up on the man

[phee]

Shattered dreams, shattered hopes, and bodies everywhere....

[The_Dark]

I know you

[Mikielikesit]

Yesterday......All my troubles seem so far away

Now it looks as tho' there here to stay

[Head Wreck]

“serious man, you fucking missus is nuts. My missus is nuts and all, she rings me at least 40 times a day…. Serious!”

I seen you last night, you were drinkin' in the pub,

You were drinkin' with that bird you tried to chat up in the nightclub,

Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye,

And I'm feeling near her violence when I have to walk on by,

You can't deny it, it's something you can't miss,

That bird thats hangin' out with you is mad like cats piss,

Like bread and jam or a knife drawn with butter,

Face it son, your missus is a nutter!

Chorus-

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

Leave her at home! Your missus is a nutter!

I never seen a woman make a fuckin' skinhead cry,

And I never seen a woman tryin' to snap an arm with a thigh,

Now I have and its just across the pub,

And the worst thing is,

she's taking you out for a rub,

You don’t deserve it, you know it’s a fact,

But mix her up with booze you gotta suicide pact,

2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,

She's a wrecking ball and her fists are the tools.

Binge drinking, binge drinking tried keeping up with your missus,

What was I thinking?

She looks like Caprice,

But it’s a shock to see her wrestling 2 police,

With one in a headlock!

Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits,

After too flamin’ sambucas she dont care who she hits,

Waking up on Sunday morning with bruises and cuts,

Face it son, your missus is nuts!

Chorus

Your missus was looking at my missus,

So my missus, sparked out your missus,

Your missus was looking at my missus,

So my missus, sparked out your missus,

It was last week, what really got me thinking,

About how your missus goes nuts when we go drinking,

Last week, she ended up on a binge, she got off her tits,

And showed the bouncers her minge,

And it’s the threat of grievous bodily harm,

She needs to keep calm,

And use her charm,

I used to think it was funny,

It made me laugh,

When she threw the ash trays at the bar staff.

Stabbed a man with a comb, just to get a drink,

Theres no logic, just stand there

Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink

She grabs your throat, and stares into your eyes,

Have you ever seen a woman kill a man with her thighs?

Oh son, your missus is trouble,

Everytime you have a drink she has a double,

Is she on pukkas?

I think shes tripping?

Stop lookin' at me love it's water what I'm sippin'.

Break-

“I seen her get on a mountain bike, and drove into timbland (?) and did ‘em all in…. wikkid”

Repeat chorus X 3

(over third chorus)

(pussy whip, pussy whip….)

“shes nuts man, shes off ‘er

[phee]

I am crushed by the absense of you....

[The_Dark]

Just what the truth is... I can't say anymore...

[saechalyn]

I hate people who blame the devil for their own shortcomings and

I hate people who thank god when things go right

[torn asunder]

' i was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear, when suddenly, a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes! i guessed, "is it uncle frank, or cousin louie, is it bob or joe or walter, could it be bill or jim or ed or bernie or steve?" i prob'ly would've kept on guessing, but about that time we crashed into the truck - and as i'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt, finally i recognized the face of my hibachi dealer,who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me - "everything you know is wrong! black is white, up is down, and short is long, and everything you thought was just so important, doesn't matter! everything you know is wrong, just forget the words and sing along - all you need to understand is *everything you know is wrong!!*" '

- weird al yankovoc

:woot: :laughing :whistling

[JaneDead]

Black day, stormy night

No love, no hope in sight

Don't cry, he is coming

Don't die without knowing the cross

Ghettos 2 the left of us

Flowers 2 the right

There'll be bread 4 all of us

If we can just bear the cross

Sweet song of salvation

A pregnant mother sings

She lives in starvation

Her children need all that she brings

We all have our problems

Some BIG, some are small

Soon all of our problems

Will be taken by the cross

Black day, stormy night

No love, no hope in sight

Don't cry 4 he is coming

Don't die without knowing the cross

Ghettos 2 the left of us

Flowers 2 the right

There'll be bread 4 all, y'all

If we can just, just bear the cross, yeah

We all have our problems

Some are BIG, some are small

Soon all of our problems, y'all

Will be taken by the cross

The cross

The cross

[phee]

The human soul... will slide into extinction

[Msterbeau]

Jerry was a race car driver

He drove so goddam fast

He never did win no chequered flag

But he never did come in last

[CandyQuackenbush]

One you lock the target...

Two you bait the line...

Three you slowly spread the net..

And Four you catch the man!

Or if you Odims and Phee...

One you shop at target,

Two you wait in line,

Three you slowly write the check,

And Four you load the Van!

[phee]

One you lock the target...

Two you bait the line...

Three you slowly spread the net..

And Four you catch the man!

Or if you Odims and Phee...

One you shop at target,

Two you wait in line,

Three you slowly write the check,

And Four you load the Van!

OMG you are so the next Brittany Spears

[Guest Megalicious]

The river was rainbow stew, the fishes choked and cursed.

The thirsty dogs spat fire, rolled in glue,

then they burst.

[phee]

"For my next trick... I will disolve my navel with my saliva"

[Msterbeau]

I'm a man with a mission... a boy with a gun.

[CandyQuackenbush]

OMG you are so the next Brittany Spears

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*slits wrists*

*cries*

[Head Wreck]

i stand by your side to rule and fight

it will allways be the same

when i call out your name

ninja survive

[saechalyn]

somebody told me

that you had a boyfriend

who looked like a girlfriend

that i had in February of last year

[Msterbeau]

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.

[phee]

Sucking Black Blood! Sucking Black Blood!

[saechalyn]

Is there a line that I could write

sad enough to make you cry