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We ain't going to the party

We ain't going to the game

We ain't going to the disco

Ain't gonna cruise down main

We're stealing people's mail......

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Nobody said that love was gonna be kind

But they did say that it was pleasurable as it was divine

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Oh I didn't realize that you wrote poetry...I didn't realize you wrote such bloody awfull poetry.

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I ain't no god damned son a bitch.

You better think about it, baby.

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She was buns up kneeling

I was wheeling and dealing

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If God has a master plan

That only He understands

I hope it's your eyes He's seeing through

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You never know she could be earnin' her man, and learnin' her man,

and at the same time burnin' her man

Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant

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Winona had a big brown beaver...

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And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

I find it hard to tell you

I find it hard to take

When people run in circles it's a very very

Mad world

Mad world

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Golem II : the self-perfecting

Lie-rejecting

Human mind correcting

Totem of the living

Self-organized, wrought from the clay

Our king by night, our slave by the day

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And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

I find it hard to tell you

I find it hard to take

When people run in circles it's a very very

Mad world

Mad world

Watching Donny Darko are we?

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Watching Donny Darko are we?

Nope... Tears for Fears came up in I-Tunes. :-)

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Nope...  Tears for Fears came up in I-Tunes.  :-)

Ah... that is the last song you hear duringthe end of Donny Darko

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Now can I get an encore, do you want more

Cookin' raw with the Brooklyn boy

So for one last time I need y'all to roar

Now what the hell are you waitin for

After me, there shall be no more

So for one last time, make some noise

What the hell are you waiting for

I came, I saw, I conquered

From record sales, to sold out concerts

So muh'fucker if you want this encore

I need you to scream, 'til your lungs get sore

I've become so numb

Can I get an encore, do you want more (more...)

I've become so numb

So for one last time I need y'all to roar

One last time I need y'all to roar

(EDIT: editted to make it shorter)

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Squeeze Me Macaroni - Mr. Bungle

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen

And knock her upper during supper

Clutter up her butter gutter

Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong

While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong

Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches

And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious

Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come

I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread

It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed

French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms

I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass

I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas

Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans

Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled

With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose

He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop

Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin

Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,

From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy

Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny

Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave

Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact

Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back

Bananarama or ramabanana

Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn

Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her

I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner

Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers

Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers

"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy

I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

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hot time summer in the city

back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

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Heavans Trash.... Fixation

Churning Mass Direction

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In my eyes

Indisposed

In disguise

As no one knows

Hides the face

Lies the snake

The sun

In my disgrace

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steelrose

without sense

glowing in red

scorching my hands

steelrose

restricted rights

scorched soul

my heart ignites

too much pain

too much utilize

too much time

too much sacrifice

Steelrose - vanity overdose

steelrose

thorns like razorblades

cut me deep

my blood shall be the water

which annihilates the flame

steelrose

blood smeared hands

red becomes black

I will be the Ice

which crushes your might

don't you understand

I gave my heart in your hand

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The Mothers of Invention - Hungry Freaks, Daddy

"I'm not black but there's a whole lots a times I wish I could say I'm not white..."

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"I dont wanna come back down from this cloud, its taken me all this time to find out what i need"-bush

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My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - The Days of Swine and Roses

Christian Zombie Vampires.

I am the Father. The Father of nothing.

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One more fight about your ledership

I'll straight up leave your shit

and you'll be missing me

My way or the highway

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I lose my way

And it’s not too long before you point it out

I cannot cry

Because I know that’s weakness in your eyes

I’m forced to fake

A smile, a laugh, every day of my life

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