Movie Remake Brainstorm thread

[phee]

Here is the idea...

With all of the crappy remakes of perfectly good movies come out, I am anxious to see what predictions of remakes of the future will be according to this board... who will star? what will it be like?

For example:

Casablanca (The remake)

Staring: Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton, co staring Ving Rames and Christopher Walken..

It now takes place in Basara... and instead of such famous lines as "This looks like the beginning of a beautiful freindship" is now "This looks like the beginning of a beautiful freindship bitch boy" and a car chase...

[Rayne]

and a car chase...

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:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

[Hellion]

:devil How about "the Towering Inferno"would'nt surprise me.

[BrassFusion]

Gone With The Wind starring Heath Ledger and Katie Holmes as Rhett and Scarlett (respectively), and Jake Gyllenhall and Britney Spears as Ashley and Melanie.

It would be just like the orignal, except the co-stars of the same gender would get it on with each other. Hoo hah.

Ignore me, i'm drunk.

[Msterbeau]

Three Stooges is desperately in need of being redone.

[Brenda Starrr]

"Logan's Run"

Starring Angelina Jolie, Ben Affleck. Co-starring Rose McGowan and Ron Jeremy. Everyone wears chain maille.

[Slept with ghost]

roots with kevin spacey as a young slave

hey if the can switch the races around with the honeymooners then i dont see how this remake would be a problem at all

[phee]

That's the spirit

[The_Dark]

Shall We Dance

Only instead of Fred and Ginger we use Idol contestants.

[The_Dark]

7 Brides for 7 Brothers

With a WB cast and Emo music

I think i just gave away the deep dark secret that I like Musicals.

[phee]

Heh

[phee]

The Day the Earth Stood Still would be remade with Patrick Stewart as the Alien, and the robot Gort would be played by Vin Diesil.... Add sex, Hip Hop, and Car chases...

[phee]

Oh and a monkey

[Head Wreck]

attack of the 60 foot woman with the bint from star wars, king arthur and pirates of the carribean

[phee]

Good one...

[Hellion]

:devil Some things are better left alone.IMO

[DJ Nocker]

"Logan's Run"

Starring Angelina Jolie, Ben Affleck. Co-starring Rose McGowan and Ron Jeremy. Everyone wears chain maille.

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Its called "the Island" lol