Venereal Disease

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes. And she absolutely rolls about it, too.

[soothsayer]

I never got "the talk" because my school had sex education class for the 6 graders (I was 11) so that's how I learned. The only thing my dad ever said to me was when I was 16 and started having sex with my first girlfriend he said "use protection and DON'T get her pregnant!". I've been lucky so far 'cause my daughter hasn't asked yet.....but it'll happen soon.

[fallennon]

Wish you luck on that one!

[honeymustard02]

A guy I work with calls it a dang dang. lol

[Brenda Starrr]

My husband insists that his really is the bigger version, called "the dong dong". I guess I need my eyes examined. All I see is a ding ding.

[SomeDanGuy]

So after I was done talking I asked her once again if she had any questions for me and just as I suspected all I heard was silence.

That's probably a typical response. She may not say anything, but the information is definitely getting through and it's appretiated...if not now, then certainly later. I'm still the same sort of way with some 'serious' conversations. I guarantee she absorbed everything like a sponge.

I'm getting confused with all these dang ding dong conversations. Someone needs to make a scale mapping each name to a length so we have some standards

I mean, imagine the embarassment when I offer to show someone my ding-dong on Monday when it turns out it's really a ding-ding

[Troy Spiral (13)]

"the sex talk" ? Yeah i saw that TV moms & dads have thoes kinds of talks. I thought it was a hollywood fantasy thing like when the good guy kills 900 bad guys and only takes a leg wound. You mean parents actualy TELL THEIR KIDS about sex like that crazy stuff in the movies and on TV??? whoa.

I learned about sex from textbooks like Juggs,Penthouse, you know the classic sex education texts. :laughing:

[Brenda Starrr]

My parents never told me about any of it. I found out on my own. I got my own birth control, and made sure that the butthole I dated used a condom.

[JaneDead]

i am glad my parents where so honest with me, even though that honesty made other prudish people mad

like now- my three year old knows it is vagina and penis and has said the words in front of people. you should see how their mouths drop open. she doesn't say it inappropriately either- she says it when it has been necessary. but people don't like it much that my kids know what their body parts actually are and are not embarrassed to say those words.

[gothicmom]

I've always taught me kids that it's a vagina and a penis. Although I do tell my son to go get dressed cuz no one wants to see his weiner!!!!

[Lilith]

when i havet he talks i use the real names, but because myself and the kids tend to crack up abouthe real names of things on a reg daily basis if penis and vaginia have to be mentioned I refer to them as there business as in " go get undies on i dont want to see your bussiness" or for the girl it is a "whooooo haaaaaaaa"

[JaneDead]

see my kids are the opposite. if we were to say silly words, they would crack up. the real words have never been funny to them.

my husband has said things like whowho dilly and ... i forget the other... i think... shushy- if that is even how you would spell it? i think that was the word. i was like don't you ever tell my daughters to refer to their body parts as who who dilly's and shushys!

[gothicmom]

On South Park, Cartmans mom says that sex goes this way, "....a man puts his who-who-dilly in a girls cha-cha...."

[Brenda Starrr]

OMG....I saw that! Cracks me up every time.