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III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns). So, I discover the 5 rules a little after I am told my views are somewhat Dischordian...this happens to be on a Friday, mind you...at 10 p.m. There are no nearby 24 hour COney Islands...and besides, I am without a car at this point...but, lo and behold, we has hot dogs in the freezer...just no buns. I come to realize that hot dog buns are just glorfied dinner rolls (which we do have lying around)...I consider whether such could be deemed a "hotdog bun", as that is the central issue...I even attempt to convince myself that I can perform such an activity on the following Friday; THat fails, so I do some artisan work on the rolls and construct a "Penta-bun" from the rolls (Thus, adhering to the "Rule of 5" and making one massive hotdog bun in the process [ if you are going to sin, sin ALL the way!] ).