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I will confess, that I believe I am a much better parent than 90% of this worlds population (not even having meet everyone). Even though I have been looked down upon for being one of those teenage mothers, I still believe I can do this better than any 30+ old parent. AND Ill be doing it all alone soon, which just makes me think it'll be harder and push me to keep being (if not better)the awesome parent that I am.

Ok I'm not gonna give you a big tongue bath in this thread like I did for Prick, but a lot of people think you're cool. Over the years you've opened up a lot on the board and injected yourself into different interests and what not. That's great. A couple other guys joined when you did and posted only in the music threads. They may have been cool, but a lot of people didn't like them because they always seemed to have a chip on their shoulder, like they were goth incarnation of the snarky at the corner record store, and we were all idiots. And despite you're musical knowledge, you don't post like that. I confess that the corner record store's days are numbered. If the music's independent it's gonna be digital downloads, and all the music stores left will be named Best Buy and Wal-Mart. One day I'll show people the movie High Fidelity and we can all look at it as a relic of a bygone era, like malt shops and penny arcades. I confess you're my new hero. I confess that now I can't read any of your posts anymore. The more you learn of someone, the quicker they go from hero to flawed mortal, and in most cases on to ugly American. I think she knows. They're in every thread. Eevee, you should really consider bodyguards I confess that I often go back through an entire thread to see if something was mentioned before, esp in the music threads. NO ONE else does. There was a thread where Gary Numan's "Cars" was mentioned 5 times. The worst offender used to be Homicidal Heathen, who would often start a thread on a current event topic a few days after someone else started the same thread. Spook is a repeat offender too, just like Karl Marx. Wait, no, that's Richard Marx Spook set a short-term memory repeat thread record! He started a birthday thread for my good friend Pomba Gira, less than 1 day after bean did. Maybe this picture will get you remember . I confess I suddenly want to gain weight just so I can bust into a room and say "Ohhh Yeahhh!"

I was homecoming king my senior year in high school. I shit you not. However, all of the "exclusives", "A" groups and richies in town surely did shit.

Wow! You know everyone is thinking "Are you kidding me?" You really have it going on. And you act like you know it. Without flaunting it. That's hot. From what I've observed, AFTER confidence, the sexiest thing a man can do to attract women is 'cool' AND you are chock full of cool. You don't have to say anything. It's just there. Here's a confession---I'm jealous of your ability to exhibit cool without even trying. After what I just wrote, some of you may think I had another confession coming, but no I don't have a mancrush on Prick. It's still for Phee. Because he's awesome. But seriously Prick, you're so way ahead of most of the guys on this board, it's not even funny. Which brings me to my next confession. Due to my low self-confidence, I would think I'm the least attractive too, but there's seriously a LOT of ugly dudes on the board and at City Club. Women too. But not as many as the guys. But ladies, it's not for lack of trying. Despite your superior beauty, a TON of you try to make up for this "unfortunateness" by dressing completely inappropriately for your body So many of you have such pretty features that could make you hallowed. But instead of accentuating all the curves you possess, not to mention all the the little things (that make women like bean so amazingly pretty) you mistakenly think skin at all costs, as if all men are neanderthal flesh magnets, and so you choose to show off your rolls and arm fat as if they were being processed for shipment out of an irregular sausage factory I confess I'm a little snobby. I confess I fear the reaction from women, because I feel that there's this unwritten rule of what comments are ok for women to say but completely off-limits for men to say. I confess I hate fashion and makeup and all those girly things, but I have this small catty gay side of me that can't help but make comments like that and judge you when you dress against the natural beauty so many of you possess. It also means that, although I won't watch those top model shows , I WILL be one of the few men to watch those annoying Joan and Melissa post awards shows where they make fun of celebrity fashions, and I will throw in a few barbs of my own. I confess that I think it's qualities like that is one of the reasons why I didn't get laid more when I was younger. Some women thought I was gay. I confess bean has really drawn out the man in me. And I love her for it. While not as attractive and cool as prick (because few are) you also have no reason to feel the way you do. A friend of mine used to want to bang the crap out of you. Which I think might be painful, so I don't recommend it. But seriously, you are undervaluing yourself. THAT SAID--the least attractive things to women (since I told you the two most attractive things) is acting desperate and creepy and acting insecure and whiny about people not liking you or wanting you. GOOD NEWS---Neither of you ever have a problem with the first one, but now that you've confessed you'll have to accept that women like you and want to be around you. Because if you don't you WILL become that which you fear. OMG, stop it! You're Prick! There is no one like Prick. When people see you they say "Oh cool. There's Prick" I'm not here to embarrass others, so I won't, but there are tons of people that blend in completely, so much so that they're not even noticed if they're gone. That's not you. If I have a get together, I never have a one person that I want there. I have a wish list of people I want there, and you're on it! there's always those people that I think, "Oh that's awesome ______ is there!" And you're one of them. Except Brew and View. I expect you there and am pissed off when you're not. OK, I'm not really cool. Never have been. And that's such garbage. You make people happy. You are that quiet yet engaged in conversation person that everyone thinks is interesting because you make them feel interesting. You are wanted in your own right. At times, I become too much, and I guarantee there are some people that prefer your company. Everyone loves being around you, because you're so easy going and ready to laugh or nod or just be there for people. You're the person no one realizes how much they need until you're not there. And you're beautiful too. And that counts for a lot. Do see what you just did! You just MADE her a crappy one-letter accessory to me. Be gone Gimp! That is until you get it right. It's beanternal ---------------------------- I confess I can't stand when people don't leave their voice recording on their voicemail. Instead it's this robotic, "You have reached 313-555..." I'm looking at you Meg. (and others) We all hate our voices on tape, but our friends love ti! When I call and get a friends voicemail, I think "Oh that's my friend." And I'm happy When I call and get "You have reached 313" I think, oh I hope this the right number. Wait, did I mix this up? I dialed 313-555 didn't I? OH SHIT! What if I leave this personal message and it turns out to be someone else and they'll listen thinking "Who is this jackass and why is he leaving a message on my machine? And why is he giving his address and asking me to come over? Oh, I'll come over all right, and I'll kill him for leaving rambling messages on my machine. What a dipshit. Your number's up now dipshit" So, thank you for making me feel like I'm encouraging a bipolar homicidal maniac to come to my house and teach me a lesson with a hatchet and a blowtorch, which they will use to make a game called eternal ball hackey nutsack. MY DEATH and my testicules being volleyed around on some killers heels all because you were too vain to leave your voice on a recording. I hope you're happy My blood is on your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK maybe I exaggerated a wee bit there. Now everyone, go leave recordings on your voicemails.