LOL! I actually had a friend hold her kid's hand and have her walk my back once when I threw it out moving equipment. It was pretty awesome.
While I'm not hooked up with anyone specific in Wyandotte, I've got two leads that might help. The absolute best is Rob Kelly, at Huron & West Michigan roads. (https://www.robkellymassage.com/) He was one of my instructors at Irene's, and if you're lucky enough to book some time with him, you're golden! If he's unavailable, or too far away, I've also heard good things about Kneaded Relief on Northline road. (https://www.kneadedreliefmassage.com )
I would avoid most chiropractic (they're best at maintenance), and instead try an outpatient physical therapy place - they've been popping up just about everywhere for good reason! They're the next level up, should massage not get the job done for you.
Best of luck!