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What Bible chacter do you identify yourself with or relate too. This is not a preaching post.

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What Bible chacter do you identify yourself with or relate too. This is not a preaching post.

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Mary

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I'm Jesus, pretty much.

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When I went through my confirmation I chose Joan of Arc as my patron saint. I think she fits best, although not biblical. ......man I hope my death isn't that bad though....

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My first and middle names were chosen out of the bible. "Hannah Elisabeth"

Both were two good woman. However, as far as identifying with anyone from the

scriptures, I really cannot say.

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David, and or - Caleb

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Mary

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....which one????? (just curious)

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Judith... I'm definitely down w/the seduction & decapitation action.

In worse moments of my life I've sometimes felt like the Levite's Concubine, the one whose old man tosses her out the door to be gang-raped to death by a mob, then chops her body up and mails it to the clan leaders. But I don't feel like that much these days.

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I'm not familiar enough with the Bible to identify myself with any of the characters....

Maybe I'd turn into a pillar of salt Cause I'd probably look.

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Mary Magdaline. I am a spiritual slut who hangs with self imposed prophits.

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Mary Magdaline.  I am a spiritual slut who hangs with self imposed prophits.

OMG that is friggen hillarious

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Yah, but its true. OH, just the other day this guy I know who used to want to be a baptist minister, now he wants to start his own 'group' was saying something like, 'and when I go and take everyone with me...' and I was like, dude.....now your starting to sound like David Koresh and it's scaring me. :erm :fear

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I kind of feel like Doubting Thomas at times... and Rayne... she is definitly Job

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Sometimes when I masturbate I feel like Sodom & Gomorrah.

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Sometimes when I masturbate I feel like Sodom & Gomorrah.

Both of them?

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Both of them?

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look, it's nothing I'm proud of, OK?

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look, it's nothing I'm proud of, OK?

:cheerful

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Right now, I feel like the Morningstar.

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....which one????? (just curious)

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I was just wondering that my self... (also just curious)

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:laughing George Carlin :devil

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:laughing George Carlin :devil

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I dont think that that is a bible character.

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mew

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people allways call me god. infact all my items in work are labbeled so.

but it has to be samson.

one day my hair shall return

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I dont think that that is a bible character.

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mew

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Check this out,LOL

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I always loved George Carlin, but lately he is beyond cynical.....

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threadjacker!!!!threadjacker!!!!

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