Women's and Men's Poems

[Brenda Starrr]

WOMEN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend

MEN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute, gourmet cook, nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, a ski resort,

and a golf course.