I went to Hot Pocket again

[Blackmail]

So I was at Hot Pocket at the mall today and I got a black vinyl shirt made by Izod, which is cool because I always wear Izod's wherever I go. Anyway I saw this other goth there and I was all like 'hey play what's up?' and he said 'You're wearing Izods. Not Cool. Now you must be destroyed." And he totally took out a laser gun and shot at me but I moved out of the way like in the matrix and he chased after me until we both got winded and agreed to eat at the food court before resuming his attempt on my life. We got Sbarro's which is always tasty, but moreso today because I've often felt that your last meal would probably be the sweetest meal.

Anyway after we finished off our Mrs Fields cookies this guy chased me around the mall and then I had an idea. I ran into Abercrombe and Fitch and said to my stalker "look at all these preppy kids!". It worked, it was a stroke of genius! The guy was so stunned to see so many kids not dressed in goth clothing that he spontaniously combusted. Right before he vanished into thin air I asked his name and he looked me in the eyes and whispered....."Billy. My name is Billy."

But overall it was a cool day at the mall because I totally saw Superman Returns and bought the new My Chemical Romance CD.

[Msterbeau]

*Falls off chair laughing...*

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[BillyDeath]

*Falls off chair laughing...*

:laughing  :laughing  :laughing

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what???

[BillyDeath]

Change that Icon.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mew

[ManicQueen]

You always have such great stories to share, oh great one.

[honeymustard02]

Wow man your life is just so jam packed with adventure. I want to be you.

[phee]

So I was at Hot Pocket at the mall today and I got a black vinyl shirt made by Izod, which is cool because I always wear Izod's wherever I go.  Anyway I saw this other goth there and I was all like 'hey play what's up?' and he said 'You're wearing Izods.  Not Cool.  Now you must be destroyed."  And he totally took out a laser gun and shot at me but I moved out of the way like in the matrix and he chased after me until we both got winded and agreed to eat at the food court before resuming his attempt on my life.  We got Sbarro's which is always tasty, but moreso today because I've often felt that your last meal would probably be the sweetest meal. 

Anyway after we finished off our Mrs Fields cookies this guy chased me around the mall and then I had an idea.  I ran into Abercrombe and Fitch and said to my stalker "look at all these preppy kids!".  It worked, it was a stroke of genius!  The guy was so stunned to see so many kids not dressed in goth clothing that he spontaniously combusted.  Right before he vanished into thin air I asked his name and he looked me in the eyes and whispered....."Billy. My name is Billy."

But overall it was a cool day at the mall because I totally saw Superman Returns and bought the new My Chemical Romance CD.

*Phee praises the mighty Ted*

Let's go get some gothic Kackies

[BillyDeath]

evertime I read this I die laughing write another one Blackmail.

[Blackmail]

evertime I read this I die laughing write another one Blackmail.

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Well I'll tell you one thing, I just got off the toilet and for the life of me I don't remember eating corn today.

[BillyDeath]

i want another story.

[Blackmail]

i want another story.

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Do you want to hang out at Great Lakes Crossing this weekend and play lazer tag in the halls and talk about the Fonze? Did you know that Great Lakes Crossing has sushi? And a Hot Topic too. And they sell shirts made by dozI, at least that is what it says on my shirt when I look at it in the mirror.

[DJ Nocker]

My chemical romance? eewwwww...

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

I'm sure Ive heard some songs by My Chemical Romance but I cannot recollect. Ive debated on buying the CD and stuff but I'd like to hear them first.

[BillyDeath]

I'm sure Ive heard some songs by My Chemical Romance but I cannot recollect. Ive debated on buying the CD and stuff but I'd like to hear them first.

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Dont buy them they are not goth.

[BillyDeath]

Dont buy them they are not goth.

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They are EMO

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

I'm not totally sure what EMO is. I keep hearing that term alot. :erm

[BrassFusion]

Billy, shut up. A lot of "goth" music sucks and a lot of "non-goth" music is awesome.

Being that much of a goth-bitch just makes you more like the emos...

Emo = histrionic goth

[Head Wreck]

no.

emo = whiny spoilt brats crying cos their girlfriend dumped them for the 18th million times because they allready have a pussy and dont need a second one, and often found sobbing about how "thier pearents dont understand them" yet paid for thier ridiculous haircuts, overpriced geek clothes and WAY overpriced teeshirts.

empo bands are usually done by managment to this recipie

take one moaning sounding guy, add silly legoman haircut, take his toys away from him to get a temper screaming tantrum. record, marinade in a band of other misserable looking upper middle class kids

add a name with three words in (my chemical romance, my dying toenail. etc.)

[BrassFusion]

" whiny spoilt brats crying cos their girlfriend dumped them for the 18th million times because they allready have a pussy and dont need a second one, and often found sobbing about how 'thier pearents dont understand them' yet paid for thier ridiculous haircuts, overpriced geek clothes and WAY overpriced teeshirts."

...= histrionic Goth.

[Head Wreck]

nah a histrionic goth is billydeath trapped in a closset of izod teeshrts with nothing else to wear

[phee]

nah a histrionic goth is billydeath trapped in a closset of izod teeshrts with nothing else to wear

Wow... he is soooo goth

[Hellion]

nah a histrionic goth is billydeath trapped in a closset of izod teeshrts with nothing else to wear

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:laughing :devil :laughing