Disturbed habits

[DarkChylde]

Since I feel that I just have nuthing else to lose no more and im at the edge of my life here, shit I might as well announce everything I did as a kid/teen and not care whut others think of me no more.

I purposely ate worms and cock roach's in elementary during lunch time in front of the other kids just so I can hear them go EWW!! I use to masturbate during class hours thinking about dollie the country singing lady, how big her boobs were, even along the old lady who worked in the cafeteria as a cook along with her big boobies. As a small kid I ran around the neighborhood butt-naked early in the morning turning everyones hose and water sprinklers on. I tried to smother my sisters face with a pillow without knowing whut murder/suffocating meant at the time. I was a huge compulsive liar in middle/early high school, I lied about going out with a 23 year old chick named pat, I dunno why I did but I just did (dont even know why I thought of the name pat). I use to listen to nuthing but rap. Tried wearing baggy clothes being all wiggered up.

Yep I was the huge compulsive liar at the time and hey, I may still be a compulsive liar for all we know. I could lie about being a goth, or I could lie about not being goth. I could even lie about denise. Shit I could even lie about just even being the compulsive liar and never lied in my life. Orrrrr......Lie about just lying and lying about that but in reality im not lying about that certain lie.

IM COOKOO FOR COCOAPUFFS!!!!! I lied again, I dont even like cocoapuffs.

I know im probaly making a fool out of myself or just an ass, oh well. I just dont give a shit no more. A disgrace to humanity I've become and im happy to be outcasted these days.

Other than that I hope most here just take this as entertainment.....and pick on this loser! mwahaha

[ManicQueen]

I think you need a hug :grin

[Onyx]

I know many kids who did much worse. I'd say that was mostly normal kid and teen stuff.

I once set my back yard on fire when I was about 10. I have no idea why.

My dad noticed the smoke and came into the back yard as it was spreading, grabbed the hose and put it out. He just looked at me and never said a word. He had punished me for much smaller things. God. I haven't thought about that in years. I could have burned down our house.

I think he was just so shocked he didn't know what to do.

I still like to light candles and watch the flame.

Just call me pyro :grin

[BrassFusion]

What makes you a disgrace to humanity? Not that the childhood stories aren't interesting, but I wanna hear the JUICY stuff!!!!!

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

LOL......thats great stuff. Except for the whole eating bugs thing....ewwww.

Ive done some pretty weird stuff. I think the weirdest thing Ive ever done is everytime I plucked my eyebrows I would leave the hair on the mirror in my room. Two years later I had barely had any space to see my face. One day my friend came over and was looking at it funny. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, "Is that hair or ants?" I told her it was hair, and she told me she was bi. It turned her on. It freaked me out. I told her I wasnt into Tacos.

But I guess the point is we've all done some pretty weird stuff for no reason. My excuse was that I was too lazy to walk to the trash can four feet away.

(I know, thats pretty weird.) :erm

[honeymustard02]

I knew a kid in high school that ate shit off the floor just because he was hungry at the time and was too lazy to go to the cafe.

I lied a lot as a kid/teen too. I think it's just to see how far you can push people and limits. Some never grow out of it, some do.

And I think everyone likes Dolly's boobs. Lol They're huge and ginormous!

[BillyDeath]

I knew a kid in high school that ate shit off the floor just because he was hungry at the time and was too lazy to go to the cafe.

ewe I just lost my appaite. Eeh yuck!!

[Homicidalheathen]

In Jr High I stood on the lunch table and started preaching....as a joke, but I got kicked out. I threw fake joints at the back of jocks heads during classes....me and my burnout friends had a rolling race in the hall, not joints....we literally rolled down the hallway (I won!) 2 of us got kicked out for that....I was in about 5 big fights, never lost.....hmmmmm......delt drugs......did drugs....dropped out.

I chased my sister around the house with a knife once I was so mad, she is lucky mom got in our way cause I ment harm.....

Yup when I was a teen I was a rowdy little shit who didn't like too many people.

[DarkChylde]

Hey!!!

I thought im suppose to be the one with past mental issues here! Not everyone else!! Lol j/k

I just realized that usually I dont like putting myself out in the open like that, but I guess its good to know that im not the only one though.

Oh I havnt gotten into my pyro stories there. Trust me, I have a long list of things/areas I've catched on fire in my early years. Ya guys have interesting stories there ya selfs :laughing

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

My brother cooked my Barbie on the stove. You've met him. He also stole the Ken dolls I had and used to play with them.

[Anathema]

No comment.

I supose we have all done some whack things in our lives growing up but hey, no need to dwell on them, they were long ago and far away. Well, at least for me they were. My theory, get over it and move on, stop lingering in the past.

[honeymustard02]

LOL It was funnier to be there.

ewe I just lost my appaite. Eeh yuck!!

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[Moonlight_Phantasy]

In case you were wondering, Anathema, my bro is gay.

[DarkChylde]

No comment.

I supose we have all done some whack things in our lives growing up but hey, no need to dwell on them, they were long ago and far away.  Well, at least for me they were.  My theory, get over it and move on, stop lingering in the past.

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Well, for your information I wasnt "lingering in the past". Theres a huge diffrence between lingering and saying.

My theory is dont be judging of what you dont know, and fries to go with that please!

[Anathema]

In case you were wondering, Anathema, my bro is gay.

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some of my close friends are gay. i love them. hell, brian and i goto teh gay bar in flint on a semi regular basis.

[Anathema]

My theory is dont be judging of what you dont know, and fries to go with that please!

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I said nothing about passing any type of judgement apon you or anyone else. Before one passes judgement on others they should pass it apon themselves adn that is the last thing i would like to do to myself.

[Homicidalheathen]

This one time me and my sis and our friends dared the 'dumb girl' (you know, there is one in every crowd, the one who will do anything to please or get attention because no one really likes her) to eat a horse turd. She did.

Oh and another time she squished a frog on my porch. My mom was pretty mad and made her clean it off.