Two things

[Paper Hearts]

1. I do not feel that a chick go-go dancing while holding French toast on a cast-iron griddle degrades women.

Why? Why can't a woman be independent, strong, and cook French toast?

I am woman, hear me roar, would you like some French toast, dear.

2. I think I committed to a Sunday nights gig to DJ @ the Painted Lady (in Ham-town).

I will have a go-go dancer who has agreed to dance with a Swiffer and/or fish-sticks. I realize it's not the same as French toast but she is soooo hot.

[phee]

1. I do not feel that a chick go-go dancing while holding French toast on a cast-iron griddle degrades women.

Why? Why can't a woman be independent, strong, and cook French toast?

I am woman, hear me roar, would you like some French toast, dear.

2. I think I committed to a Sunday nights gig to DJ @ the Painted Lady (in Ham-town).

I will have a go-go dancer who has agreed to dance with a Swiffer and/or fish-sticks. I realize it's not the same as French toast but she is soooo hot.

Your Kung Fu is best

[Paper Hearts]

Yes, my kung fu is pretty sweet.

[phee]

And non fattening

[Paper Hearts]

Low calorie kung fu is great. Now if someone would just invent a water-proof cigarette.

[phee]

They do.... it just wont light

[Paper Hearts]

I want one I can go like under water with, basically, like if i'm at the beach or in a pool.

[phee]

Yeah... I got one that can go underwater... you just can't light it...

[Paper Hearts]

maybe if you attached a periscope or something to it, so the part that burns stays above the water...or if you had it inside your diving mask, it would work. I hope someday, somebody figures it out.

[phee]

A long tube with a lit ciggarette on the beach eh?

[Paper Hearts]

Basically, yeah. Is there something else like paper, that will burn, yet not get soggy and at the same time be non-toxic. Well, I guess toxic really isn't an issue; it is a cigarette after all.

[Msterbeau]

Two things? That's not enough....

[Der Nister]

:blink

[phee]

Or a really big helmet that could have smoke pumped into it

[Paper Hearts]

Or a smoking bell, like a diving bell. Somthing that allows you to live an aquatic lifestyle yet still enjoy the benefits of nicotine.

[phee]

Right... so you can die of suffication the fun way, while looking at sea horses

[Paper Hearts]

Something like that, yeah. So are you going to come out and listen to me play records and watch my go-go dancer?

[Head Wreck]

i know a guy with a top hat that has a smoke machine built in.

[Paper Hearts]

Lol.

I'm not sure if that counts...I mean if I wanted to, I'd just chew tobacco underwater, but chewing tobaco is gross. I need like an actualy cigarette, somehow.

[phee]

What kind of music?

[Head Wreck]

snorkels and pipe tobaco?

[Msterbeau]

I go-go danced once. It was great.

[Paper Hearts]

The only thing is with the snorkel idea you'd...yeah, actually that might work!

As for music, it's going to kind of be themed like I have lots of old rock vinyl, especially rare and god-awful goth recordings...but I've some old punk stuff that I'm sure will find it's way in. it's deffinately not going to be something centered around dance. Eventually I'd like to just do a Smiths night because I HAVE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE SMITHS COLLECTION IN AT LEAST DETROIT...but I'll warn you before I do that.

[Brenda Starrr]

Why must this shit occur on a Sunday night? I will have to leave Detroit on a Sunday night. This is NOT fair.

[Paper Hearts]

Well, basically that's what I wanted was Sunday. I was told I could have Sunday, Monday or Tuesday and that they did not care what kind of "fucking shit" that I played. I honestly don't care what I play, either...