Two things

[phee]

Talking about Morresy is not a good way to get me to go to a club.... what else you got?

[Paper Hearts]

ha! Yeah, I said I'd warn you. Well the place is a bar actually and it's a punk rock bar and probably the oldest punk rock bar in the area. Iggy Pop, the Clash, the Ramones all played there. I believe Siouxsie and the Banshees played there. Just a host of great bands, so I'm going to keep it in the vein of that kind of thing. they already have new punk bands playing there a couple nights a week and they have a couple of other nights where they just play obscure stuff. So that's my idea so far...I may break things into like a London night or a Manchester night or a New York night. still getting ideas at this point.

Btw, I'm being paid in alcohol.

Did i mention I have a go-go dancer who will dance with a Swiffer and/or fish-sticks?

[phee]

ha! Yeah, I said I'd warn you. Well the place is a bar actually and it's a punk rock bar and probably the oldest punk rock bar in the area. Iggy Pop, the Clash, the Ramones all played there. I believe Siouxsie and the Banshees played there. Just a host of great bands, so I'm going to keep it in the vein of that kind of thing. they already have new punk bands playing there a couple nights a week and they have a couple of other nights where they just play obscure stuff. So that's my idea so far...I may break things into like a London night or a Manchester night or a New York night. still getting ideas at this point.

Btw, I'm being paid in alcohol.

Did i mention I have a go-go dancer who will dance with a Swiffer and/or fish-sticks?

Awesome

[Head Wreck]

almost as good as my lamb chop dance

(irish dancing holding uncooked lanb chops to your head like ears)

[Paper Hearts]

Next you're in town I have got to see that. And if you want to do it on-stage, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

[Rayne]

What time PH?

[Paper Hearts]

I have no idea. lol

When I feel like going up and drinking 'spose. Probably like 9-ish or so.

[Brenda Starrr]

Btw, I'm being paid in alcohol.

Did i mention I have a go-go dancer who will dance with a Swiffer and/or fish-sticks?

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Your liver is SO going to love you. And I would have been far more exciting. I'd dance with Alaskan King Crab Legs.

[Paper Hearts]

Your liver is SO going to love you. And I would have been far more exciting. I'd dance with Alaskan King Crab Legs.

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Nah, I do not drink that much actually. Once a month is about it...but if it's free (!!!) yeah, I can drink once a week.

Alaskan King Crab legs would be pretty hot on a woman. My first idea was to have her dance with a Hoover vacuum cleaner but she thought that was sexist for some reason. Frankly, I think it's sexy. But anyway she's a pretty hot girl and I am NOT a man of principle so she basically talked me down to the Swiffer/fish-sticks thing.

[Brenda Starrr]

Nah, I do not drink that much actually. Once a month is about it...but if it's free (!!!) yeah, I can drink once a week.

Alaskan King Crab legs would be pretty hot on a woman. My first idea was to have her dance with a Hoover vacuum cleaner but she thought that was sexist for some reason. Frankly, I think it's sexy. But anyway she's a pretty hot girl and I am NOT a man of principle so she basically talked me down to the Swiffer/fish-sticks thing.

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Funny....

I just happen to have an Alaskan King Crab Leg dress in my closet. I have to bathe in drawn butter before I wear it.

[Paper Hearts]

Funny....

I just happen to have an Alaskan King Crab Leg dress in my closet. I have to bathe in drawn butter before I wear it.

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OHH La la

Is there any man here who doesn't agree that food items and or cleaning supplies are hot on a woman?

(yes, I am just kidding) (it is pretty hot though)

[Brenda Starrr]

OHH La la

Is there any man here who doesn't agree that food items and or cleaning supplies are hot on a woman?

(yes, I am just kidding) (it is pretty hot though)

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Dirty man....

[Paper Hearts]

Dirty man....

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If you call beastiality/lactation pornography videos for 10 hours each day dirty, then yes, I am dirty, but I don't usually get that from most people.

[phee]

Paul... if brenda loved you she would stay to watch you DJ...

[Paper Hearts]

Preach it, brother!

*sings 'Get into the Groove' by Madona*

[Brenda Starrr]

Paul... if brenda loved you she would stay to watch you DJ...

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I only have a place to stay from 9/29 to 10/1.

[phee]

You never asked....

[Brenda Starrr]

And if I stay, how will I get to the airport? You and Melissa work, right?

[Paper Hearts]

To be honest it's just something that I thought was worth mentioning because people don't always have anything to do on a Sunday. But it's just me playing some old records...and a really hot girl go-go dancing with a Swiffer and fish-sticks. I guess it'll be more her show than mine, come to think of it. Not that I am not a pimp or anything. But it's not probably something to extend your vacation for. It's just like a relaxed, sort of Sunday hangout, hangover recovery type of thing...with more alcohol and go-go dancing with fish-sticks.

[Brenda Starrr]

You're probably right. I just hope to get to hang with you a bit while I'm there.

[Paper Hearts]

And truely I do not get out much any more. But, I wouldn't want you to have to sleep under the same roof with Phee. Especially not while he's in his molting cycle like he will be.

[phee]

And truely I do not get out much any more.  But, I wouldn't want you to have to sleep under the same roof with Phee. Especially not while he's in his molting cycle like he will be.

Headwreck Didn't mind

[Head Wreck]

hell i shed lots of hair on his couch and not just from the he...

oh motling not moulting.

erm think fast

BALLS

*scarpers*

[Paper Hearts]

Okay then, if it's good enough for HeadWreck it's good enough for Brenda, I say. Although, Phee, don't forget to lock up your sheep. There's a lot of things you can trust Brenda with but sheep is not one, unfortuantely for those of us who are just trying to make an honest living as heard farmers.

[Paper Hearts]

hell i shed lots of hair on his couch and not just from the he...

oh motling not moulting.

erm think fast

BALLS

*scarpers*

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Actually, this is funny. When I was in Edinburgh I signed the guest book at the b&b I was staying in with "sorry about the sheets--Paul, Detroit"