The I Already Know You & You Suck Game

[Paper Hearts]

still carries a beeper likes it's 1992

[Msterbeau]

Is getting married so someone will do his laundry

[phee]

Has amazingly funny pop-culture references!

[Paper Hearts]

looks like ass

[phee]

Is a dreamer and a wordsmith

[Paper Hearts]

Cock-master.

[phee]

Shows no signs of being less funny....

[Paper Hearts]

In highschool they called him Stinky.

[Homicidalheathen]

Your not even good enough to be called dick weed, more like dick phlegm

[Paper Hearts]

She's the type of woman that hangs out around porta-johns because she likes the smell of other people's shit.

[Msterbeau]

He wants a life but all he's got is us.

[Paper Hearts]

(don't worry, I'm not going to say anything about your baldness)

He needs to pull his head out of his ass.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hopes to someday grow his very own set of testicles.

[Paper Hearts]

lives in a little sissy town

[Brenda Starrr]

IS a sissy.

[Paper Hearts]

She has a mustache.

[Brenda Starrr]

You have a festering pu**y

[Paper Hearts]

Blows sheep

[Brenda Starrr]

Blows Phee.

[Paper Hearts]

Gloryhole queen.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wouldn't know

[Paper Hearts]

That's right because I don't go to glory holes, but you see that reflection in her sun glasses? -That's a gloryhole.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hates being a boy and is hoping for sex-change surgery to fix that

[Paper Hearts]

Prison dyke. lol

[Brenda Starrr]

Unoriginal