The I Already Know You & You Suck Game

[Msterbeau]

Ann Coulter's girl pal....

[phee]

Loves the George Bush

[Paper Hearts]

Champion

[phee]

Toungejacks shit boxes

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has a mind like a steel trap

[Msterbeau]

Traps little boys, chops off their legs and then makes them watch George Bush speech re-runs.

[phee]

Gives his children rashes

[Paper Hearts]

raising all our standards

[phee]

Likes to shove wet hay in his ass

[Paper Hearts]

Lifts weights everyday and looks damn good because of it.

[phee]

Lives at the recycling pant to lick empty bottles

[Paper Hearts]

can have dinner at my table anytime.

[Msterbeau]

Just plains sucks.

[phee]

Likes to eat the peanuts out of my shit

[Paper Hearts]

Never talks down to me, although he has every right to.

[phee]

Trips over his cordless phone

[Paper Hearts]

out there helping old ladies cross the stree as we speak.

[phee]

Was known as TBLRODtown

The Bag Lady Rapist of D-Town

[Paper Hearts]

He didn't land on Plymouth Rock; Plymouth Rock landed on him.

[phee]

Is attracted in a sexual sense to all of his pet rocks

[Paper Hearts]

will go "where ever God takes him".

[phee]

Claims that "God Takes Him" about every night... it turns out it's just his uncle though

[Paper Hearts]

Still undefeated.

[phee]

Is pregnant

[Paper Hearts]

Playing the best baseball of his career.