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Homicidalheathen

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Ok. I have to work out and use hand grips just to keep strong enough to open the ensure cans. I suppose they do this so old people will have to buy the jar opening gadget.

A safety seal on DRY cat treats??? What do they think someone is going to do? Put anthrax in my cat treats????

Post silly things you find here. :devil

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My deodorant stick says "Put on under arms only."

What am I not supposed to use it as chapstick too?

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My deodorant stick says "Put on under arms only."

What am I not supposed to use it as chapstick too?

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You're not supposed to use it between sweaty asscheeks, i think is what they're driving at. Hey, it says anti-perspirant, my crack is perspiring...

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Or a microwave food label that warns you it may be hot when you take it out. Duh.

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My deodorant stick says "Put on under arms only."

What am I not supposed to use it as chapstick too?

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I remember seeing something years ago on the news. A boy used spray-on deodorant on his whole body, paranoia thing I believe. He was either killed from it or seriously injured, can't remember, but I thought that was pretty wild at the time.

I have co-workers, I know how dumb people can be. lol.

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:woot:

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:devil If it has no use,then I won't waste my money on it.

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My blowdryer says not to use it while I'm taking a shower or bath.

Well, shit, then, when CAN I use it?!?!

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I am surprised they didn't say and in a rainstorm lol

Ok, does someones brother own a safety seal buisness because they put this crap on everything now thinking it is just to create a job someplace.

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