If you could travel back in time

[Paper Hearts]

I was just thinking about land exploration, how cool things must have been in the age of discovery. I've decided that being an explorer is the coolest occupation that man has ever known. Charlevoix, Cook, Marquette-those were some real chaps. So, I want to know if anyone has anything different, has anyone something else-if you could travel back in time, what would you be? And...what do you think Phee would have been like in a gladiatorial arena?

[BrassFusion]

1. Percy Grainger's donkeybitch

2. Crushed under my sandal

[Homicidalheathen]

Napoleon. Cause I am short with a bad attitude and complex about my small penis.

[phee]

I would have loved to have been a Priest in ancient egypt...

And in the Arena... I would have been a snackbar attendant

[Paper Hearts]

And in the Arena... I would have been a snackbar attendant

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lol

[Msterbeau]

I would have loved to have been a Priest in ancient egypt...

And in the Arena... I would have been a snackbar attendant

I was thinking you would be the snack. Too bad they don't have condiments for the lions. I'm told you taste good with guaqumole.

[Msterbeau]

As for me. Shoot me back to the late 20's in Paris.

[kellygrrrrrl]

take me to the beginning of man...so i can it for myself

[Msterbeau]

take me to the beginning of man...so i can it for myself

Huh?

[Gothmama25]

The 1960s would be cool cause alot of things happened in that decade.

[The_Dark]

as far back as it will go... until.. well... I see how it all started.

[kellygrrrrrl]

let me try this again....

I want to go back to the beginning or creation of man ..... so I can "See" for myself! =)

[Msterbeau]

let me try this again....

I want to go back to the beginning or creation of man ..... so I can "See" for myself!  =)

Much better! *Pats Kelly's head and gives her an apple*

[kellygrrrrrl]

dammit...I wanted a cookie.

beggars can't be choosy they say!

Oh well.

apple it is then

[Msterbeau]

dammit...I wanted a cookie.

beggars can't be choosy they say!

Oh well.

apple it is then

I almost gave you a cookie.... but the parental gene kicked in. :-)

[holliwood66]

Back in time?? Ewwwh! disease, ignorance (even worse than now) bad teeth, smells unimaginable today unless you've been in a war zone, no plumbing, no light, women as property...bleh!

Hmm, well - I guess it would be fun to be an amazingly well-preserved amazon of a 30-year-old woman with perfect teeth (5'6" would have been quite statuesque way back when).

*ponders*

Ok, I agree with Phee on the Egyptian Priestess thing...hehe. Perhaps I have read too much Norman Mailer for my own good (any Norman.M is not a good idea most likely)...

[phee]

Back in time?? Ewwwh! disease, ignorance (even worse than now) bad teeth, smells unimaginable today unless you've been in a war zone, no plumbing, no light, women as property...bleh!

Hmm, well - I guess it would be fun to be an amazingly well-preserved amazon of a 30-year-old woman with perfect teeth (5'6" would have been quite statuesque way back when).

*ponders*

Ok, I agree with Phee on the Egyptian Priestess thing...hehe. Perhaps I have read too much Norman Mailer for my own good (any Norman.M is not a good idea most likely)...

Norman Mailer... he is um.... horney?

and does a whole fuckload of research

[holliwood66]

He does research things thoroughly...but has some strange fixations.

[Paper Hearts]

Okay, everybody got it wrong except me.

[The_Dark]

How can someone get it wrong? You asked an "If we could... what would you do"... how can any answer be wrong?

[Paper Hearts]

How can someone get it wrong? You asked an "If we could... what would you do"... how can any answer be wrong?

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WRONG!!!!

[phee]

WRONG!!!!

But I want to be right.... DAMNIT!

[Paper Hearts]

But I want to be right.... DAMNIT!

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Look, there were only 2 right answers, one was explorer, and the other was an old-time gangster and I was the only one to guess either of those.

[The_Dark]

How very... narrow minded.

[Paper Hearts]

How very... narrow minded.

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Wrong again.