I Am A Newbie

[Paper Hearts]

I've NEVER had an STD. But what I said about Zhuk is true. And Holliwood was even there to witness it.

Okay, I suppose I should explain that right away.

We were at a club, it was late, the condem guy came around. I was standing next to Zhuk. The condem guy asked us if we needed any--Zhuk answered "No thanks, we're bare-backing it tonight."

Welcome aboard. And never stand next to Zhuk when you see the condem man coming around.

[princesspsycho]

cool thanx for the tips.

[odims_sphere]

Hi! I like poop.

[Reaper]

Hi, I'm Jeffy. Can you spell poop backwards? hahaha

Seriously. Hi, I'm Jeffy.

Ok, real serious. hi.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

My name is Jessica and I just signed on DGN yesterday. Any advice, thoughts, or recomendations that you can give me would be greatly appreciated.

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HI Jessica...my advice is to NOT give Brenda any sugar...

[n0Mad]

Post lots of hot naked pictures.  They don't even have to be of you.

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Addendum: As long as they're not of Zhuk or Paper Hearts. Or any guy for that matter. The only naked pics should be of women, and I think most of the guys will agree. Most of the women will probably agree as well.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

... also remember, SARS is not an STD, its just a strong "cold" that some people die from... so few in fact, that South Park made fun of the hystaria.

Sorry if some of you feel the need to tell this new person (who is probably a very nice person) that you dont have STDs... it was a joke dammit, she came to DGN (detroit gothic net) not DSN (Detroit Std Net)

and to the best of my knowledge brenda does NOT have any STDs.... and if she did, who would care? She is married and does not mess around, so its not an issue anyway. I can also say without a doubt she is not a serial killer and not a crack head... but again, if she was, who cares...

[Brenda Starrr]

Zhuk is cool. Therefore, my advice is to read all of Zhuk's stuff.

[Paper Hearts]

... also remember,  SARS is not an STD, its just a strong "cold" that some people die from... so few in fact, that South Park made fun of the hystaria. 

Sorry if some of you feel the need to tell this new person (who is probably a very nice person) that you dont have STDs... it was a joke dammit, she came to DGN (detroit gothic net) not DSN (Detroit Std Net)

  and to the best of my knowledge brenda does NOT have any STDs.... and if she did, who would care?  She is married and does not mess around, so its not an issue anyway.  I can also say without a doubt she is not a serial killer and not a crack head... but again, if she was, who cares...

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Well, I guess my sense of humor is even more rotten than yours then.

[Melova]

Hi Jessica. Welcome.

Don't feed the locals.

[Mikielikesit]

:devil Welcome to Oblivion :devil

:fear A new victim :fear

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Hi Jessica!! I have no advice to give so I will just say hello.

Hello.

mew