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I WILL Choke A Bitch....


Brenda Starrr

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We're watching this "pop culture" competition on TV right now. So this is what just transpired:

Wayne: "God, I feel so old."

Me: "Why?"

Wayne: "A lot of the answers to these questions are from things I watched when I was younger."

Me: "Okay"

Wayne: "How old does it make you feel?"

:blink

Wayne: "I mean, you are 8 years older than me."

So, if I don't make it to town, please come see me in prison. Thanks.

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Yeah...I'm sure he is bound to explain what he actually meant by that after you've kicked him flat in the balls. But don't hurt him Brenda. We are such simple people, we men. We can't be helped sometimes.

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See, I'm a man and I know if I'd said that...I would probably have meant to say "I mean, you are 8 years older than me...but yet you look so young...beautiful."

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Then perhaps you should call him and tell him he's not getting a bj tonight. Little fucker......

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I'm sure he'll explain it as you're locking him out, that it was only that he was blinded by your gorgeousnous that he was interupted in finishing his sentence.

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hes a guy. . .guys are dence :happy:

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The wonderfully broken mind that is the MAN.

Mentally

A

Ninny.

(Don't hurt me too badly..)

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Just tell him that you look younger than him and he looks like he is twenty years older and see how he reacts.

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I have a popcorn shooter for just such an emergency. If you aim it just right it might take an eye out...

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:blink

ooooh....Nuh Uhh....he didn't..........

:blink

*neck snap*

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Just tell him that you look younger than him and he looks like he is twenty years older and see how he reacts.

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That's just it. I do look younger. I take good care of my skin. We go to parties, and people come up to him after I walk away and ask how much younger I am. :blink My clients don't believe that I'm turning 41. Before I quit smoking, I was getting carded for cigs (and sometimes alcohol).

It was just funny. And I still wanted to choke him.

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so i guess theres another set of pans on order

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The wonderfully broken mind that is the MAN.

Mentally

A

Ninny.

(Don't hurt me too badly..)

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No offense taken at all, most of the time that's correct.

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That's just it. I do look younger. I take good care of my skin. We go to parties, and people come up to him after I walk away and ask how much younger I am.  :blink  My clients don't believe that I'm turning 41. Before I quit smoking, I was getting carded for cigs (and sometimes alcohol).

It was just funny. And I still wanted to choke him.

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your hot.

trust me.

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so i guess theres another set of pans on order

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Oh yes. Because the others have his face indented in them.

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