Head Wreck Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle....&src=rss&rpc=22
BrassFusion Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 boo for lack of freedom of hilarious expression in the UK. funny damn sign.
Brenda Starrr Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 That is just awesome. They came calling at my house two days ago. My son answered the door. I hate that. He took their Watchtower pamphlet and sent them on their way.
Guest Game of Chance Posted July 30, 2006 Posted July 30, 2006 My buddy Nate had a couple on his doorstep a few years back. He happened to be thumbing through the Satanic Bible as they were knocking on his door. They offered him a bible. His response? He showed them what he was reading and said, "No thanks, I have my own." He then promptly slammed the door in their face.
Head Wreck Posted July 30, 2006 Author Posted July 30, 2006 go to the door "i'll be right with you, i cant find the damn bathrobe. ah to hell with it, it was good enough for adam and eve...." by the time the handle is 1/4 turn thier usually calling next door instead
Hellion Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 :devil Can't wait till these morons knock on my door,they are in for a big surprise. Keep thy religion to thyself within thy church walls.IMO.
Homicidalheathen Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Hee hee hee and a sign making I will go, what a spendid idea!
Scary Guy Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 I've partied with mormons, at least they aren't as pushy.
HipsterDufus Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Man, the English need to stop worrying about "offensive" crap. Jeez, just look at half the bumper stickers on American cars. "Don't like how I drive, dial 1-800-eat-shit" I don't think that'd fly in the UK...
kellygrrrrrl Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 My Dad's side of the family is mostly witness's. At family reunions and parties, I would get preached to. What am I talking about, I Still do. I think it is nice what they "Do for God"....they honestly believe that this pleases GOD, as biblically it says to "spread the word" and blah blah blah...so they are only doing what they are commanded. I don't necessarilty agree but I understand.... It's certainly not for me. My Grandmother has some great stories going door to door. And some really scarey ones too. I have to hand it to them, I do. They get shit on so much and they are only trying to be nice, and good and faithfull servants. Got any good stories about them knocking on your doors? Btw...I am not a witness. I am educated on the subject though.
ZhukovCodeslinger Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 yeah... but they "put themselves on the cross" (hoping to get shit on by going door to door) so they can feel better about themselves. Sure, they want to "help people find salvation", but they also want to say to themselves [and brag to others] "look how much I put up with for Jebus, I am such a good [whatever], because I "suffer" at [nonbelievers] doorsteps for other peoples wellbeing... etc.
HipsterDufus Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 yeah... but they "put themselves on the cross" (hoping to get shit on by going door to door) so they can feel better about themselves. Sure, they want to "help people find salvation", but they also want to say to themselves [and brag to others] "look how much I put up with for Jebus, I am such a good [whatever], because I "suffer" at [nonbelievers] doorsteps for other peoples wellbeing... etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yup. Pretty much. They get what they deserve.
Paper Hearts Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Say what you want about atheists, at least they don't show up at your door at 10am on a Saturday trying to sell you some stupid book.
kellygrrrrrl Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 which defeats the purpose really.... be a good and faithful servant in queit. The quiet and faithful servant.... to brag is a sin in itself....to in a sense they defeat thier purpose f they brag about in that fashion. I know what you mean. To put themselves on the cross.... I guess..... It's said they WILL be persecuted against.....it's known it will happen before they go into it. It is a well known fact that you will be "persecuted" against...when talking GOD in any religion.
HipsterDufus Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 It's said they WILL be persecuted against.....it's known it will happen before they go into it.It is a well known fact that you will be "persecuted" against...when talking GOD in any religion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know how Jehova's Witnesses work, but I grew up baptist and the baptists actually enjoy being persecuted against. They pretty much think that we're about ready to enter the apocalypse at any given time and that their suffering is proof that the end is near. The more they suffer, the closer they are to the end, and this makes them happy. So ass-backwards...
BrassFusion Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 I don't know how Jehova's Witnesses work, but I grew up baptist and the baptists actually enjoy being persecuted against. They pretty much think that we're about ready to enter the apocalypse at any given time and that their suffering is proof that the end is near. The more they suffer, the closer they are to the end, and this makes them happy. So ass-backwards... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I actually know some pretty decent baptists. It's just the white ones you have to watch out for.
Steven Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 My Dad's side of the family is mostly witness's. At family reunions and parties, I would get preached to. What am I talking about, I Still do. I think it is nice what they "Do for God"....they honestly believe that this pleases GOD, as biblically it says to "spread the word" and blah blah blah...so they are only doing what they are commanded. I don't necessarilty agree but I understand.... It's certainly not for me. My Grandmother has some great stories going door to door. And some really scarey ones too. I have to hand it to them, I do. They get shit on so much and they are only trying to be nice, and good and faithfull servants. Got any good stories about them knocking on your doors? Btw...I am not a witness. I am educated on the subject though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was raised as a JW till I ran screaming at age 16. we should talk......
AstralCrux Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 With all the specifics about what they can and can't do medically, they'll start wiping themselves out eventually. But, I've known some that were JW, and they really weren't that preachy. They only brought it up if I started asking questions out of natural curiosity.
Steven Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 yeah... but they "put themselves on the cross" (hoping to get shit on by going door to door) so they can feel better about themselves. Sure, they want to "help people find salvation", but they also want to say to themselves [and brag to others] "look how much I put up with for Jebus, I am such a good [whatever], because I "suffer" at [nonbelievers] doorsteps for other peoples wellbeing... etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this is not entirely true brutha. at least not in the way your suggesting.
Steven Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 With all the specifics about what they can and can't do medically, they'll start wiping themselves out eventually. But, I've known some that were JW, and they really weren't that preachy. They only brought it up if I started asking questions out of natural curiosity. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the only thing they cant do medically is accept (or give) blood, blood related products, or tissues with blood in them. when I gave someone a kidney my Father flipped out - Hes a JW.
kellygrrrrrl Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 ...We could talk about it Steven if you want....
HipsterDufus Posted August 1, 2006 Posted August 1, 2006 Okay, you guys are succeding in making JWs even more freaky than before... :erm
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