Bumper Sticker Wisdom

[BrassFusion]

I was just talking to my dad on the cell, he's on the way home. He just saw a bumper sticker that said, "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are not enough like your Christ."

Any other deep bumper truths?

[HipsterDufus]

"Nothing fails like prayer"

Not a bumper sticker yet, but it should be. (Thank you, Simpsons...)

[phee]

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice?

[BrassFusion]

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect so why practice?

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That reminds me of one I used to have... "I may not be perfect, but I'm so close it's scary."

And that's why I changed the quote for my own use... I say "practice makes better." I don't like misleading my students

[phee]

Using my turn signal will just reveal my plans to the enemy.

[phee]

All Hummers belong in Iraq.

[phee]

Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.

[Msterbeau]

Using my turn signal will just reveal my plans to the enemy.

I have a friend who lives by that. I curse his followers often.

[Msterbeau]

This was on a t-shirt:

Kerry - Bringing complete sentences back to the White House.

[Scary Guy]

"You've got a light out" because most people on the road actually do.

There was this one car with all break lights out. Almost hit the damned thing. Tried to yell at them on the express way but they just thought I was crazy.

I like most of the ones in here, when I get my new licence plate frame I'll program them into it.

http://www.ajprindle.com/index.jhtml?product=12018&src=TLSDC

[phee]

I am in no shape to exercise.

[BrassFusion]

I am in no shape to exercise.

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That reminds me of one that was included in a magazine at the gym in a Jetta ad (which I drive!!!!)

The ad was about how it's cruel to stereotype Jetta owners as people who practice yoga, so the sticker said, "I'm knot into yoga."

I was so close to stealing it. I might next time I go in there. I mean, mine's the only Jetta I've seen in the parking lot there, so... no one would miss it, right?